That reminds me of my old boss

[KamaAina]

affectionately known as the Little Dunce (he stood about 5'6"; the part will be explained). The office had mostly women, yet L.D. left the seat up so often that we developed a hand signal, tilting our hand up in sort of the opposite motion to the "limp-wristed" one homophobes use. This was an old building, so the toilet would often be running; the signal for that was to run in place for a few seconds.