I would like the position of Commodore of the Lounge

[Yavin4]

Where and how do I apply?

[Ptah]

1. First, you must have the DU Lounge as your favorite forum

[NYC_SKP]

2. Well, first remove your pants.

Slice them in half, send one half to Ptah and the other to Kali.

And then wait.

If you're meant to be commodore of the lounge, a sign will appear.

And, let me be the first one to say, "Hail, Commodore!"

[csziggy]

7. Wouldn't that be "Hail, Commando!"?

[NYC_SKP]

8. Or, "Hail, Oh My God What Is THAT?"

The "Hail" part is critical!

I'm willing to cast a Yea vote regardless of the post pants presentation.

[cwydro]

3. You have to buy drinks

for all lounge Lizards.

You must be able to name all Lounge feuds, wars, and battles from the last ten years.

And you must NEVER have taken any of them seriously.

[Xipe Totec]

4. And you must do everything right fucking now! nt

[cwydro]

5. Lol!

While serving Jell-O shots !

[PoliticAverse]

6. You can't be Commodore without epaulettes, do you have epaulettes?? n/t

[AwakeAtLast]

9. You must be able to sing this song

The Commodores-Brick House - YouTube

[dixiegrrrrl]

10. I, as the The Queen of Everything, do inform you

(check my profile, see? it's right there in black and white,)

You have to have the recipe for MFM's favorite drink.

[progressoid]

11. Here ya go...

Oh, wait, you said commodore. Oops