Has anyone ever claimed their electric toothbrush told them to kill?

[NightWatcher]

My Sonicare has been sounding funny lately. No, it hasn't told me to kill, but I think it did complement my shirt.







#HAF

[Nac Mac Feegle]

1. I thought it was

But it was actually my wife's curling iron.

[ohnoyoudidnt]

2. Be careful.

The toothbrush compliment may have been insincere and an attempt to build a rapport. Soon it may try to persuade you to do bad things.

[Hoyt]

3. Do not vibrate the mercury fillings.

[olddots]

4. my electric shaver told me to run for president

I need about 86 million dollars to research feasibility .

[trueblue2007]

5. IT could be a good vibrator

[bearssoapbox]

6. No, but my nebulizer told me to check out the Lounge.

Not sure, but if I've been here before, I don't remember.

[Enrique]

7. the ghost of Richard Dysart

who used to do the Sonicare infomercials and just died.