So, what did you get me for my birthday?

[shenmue]

It's tomorrow (May 1), by the way.

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	A jillion dollars
	0 (0%)
	A rocket bike
	1 (33%)
	Genuine plastic jai-alai set
	1 (33%)
	Bubble gum
	0 (0%)
	A pony
	0 (0%)
	Two gorillas
	0 (0%)
	Nerf gun
	0 (0%)
	Pepper
	0 (0%)
	Helmet with lasers
	0 (0%)
	Shhh, it's a secret
	1 (33%)
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[pinboy3niner]

1. I hear Skinner got you a plane

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=6590277

Happy Birthday, shenmue!

[shenmue]

3. Thank uuu!

[IrishEyes]

2. A Jillion dollars

A jillion dollars but two gorillas who were chewing gum and wearing helmets with lasers mugged me with Nerf guns. One took of on a rocket bike and the other got away on a pony. Sorry about your present. I hope you have a happy birthday anyway.

[shenmue]

4. It's the thought that counts

[KamaAina]

5. Pony, of course

'cause I know Uncle Barack has stiffed you for the past few years.

[pinboy3niner]

6. A brazillion dollars. Really!

To be paid at a dollar a year for a brazillion years.

[Ron Obvious]

7. I got you Happy Birthday wishes

Which are both invaluable and worthless all at the same time.

[olddots]

8. some Mitt Romney jeans

for those casual moments .

[Skittles]

9. this beautiful song

by the formerly married Lulu and Maurice

[irisblue]

10. lots of hugs

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[shenmue]

15. Tank yew

[surrealAmerican]

11. A tall pole with ribbons on it.

No May first birthday would be complete without one.


Happy Birthday shenmue

[shenmue]

12. Yay!

Thank yew!!

[mackerel]

13. I got a good deal on some lawn chairs for you...

[shenmue]

14. Yay! They're perfect!

[magical thyme]

16. Happy B-day! Here's a rocket bike just!!!!

be Careful now....

[shenmue]

17. Thanks

[fizzgig]

18. a couple gorillas, of couse

[shenmue]

19. Ook ook

Thanks!

[Phentex]

20. I have always felt two gorillas were better than one...

wasn't sure how to wrap them but they both agreed to wear the little pointy birthday hats. Trouble is, they keep snapping the elastic under each other's chins but so far it's been all in good fun.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

[shenmue]

21. Tank yoo!

[femmocrat]

22. Cupcakes!

A very happy birthday, shenmue!

[shenmue]

25. Tank uuuu

[Arugula Latte]

23. The best gift of all ...

a kitten party!

[shenmue]

24. Skwee

[Dont call me Shirley]

26. Happy Birthday, shenmue!

Here's a funneh kitteh video for you.

https://m.

[shenmue]

27. Tank yoo

[UTUSN]

28. What you got, Babe, is another year of me for you. Lucky you. Lucky me. n/t

[KMOD]

29. I wanted to give you chocolate ice cream.

Happy Birthday, Shenmue.

I hope you had a wonderful day.

[trueblue2007]

30. gum

[shenmue]

31. Thanks!

[kentauros]

32. A couple of cakes:

One for the cat:





One for you:



(CakeWrecks - I Never Inhaled)

[shenmue]

34. Huzzah!

Than Q.

[pinboy3niner]

33. We tried to get you the Employee of the Month Award

But it appears the game is rigged.

Not quite fair when Jesus keeps getting employee of the month
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018755973

[shenmue]

35. Yay!

Just my size, too!