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Per request I'm reposting this thread here.A 24-year-old College Station woman remained behind bars Friday after she was accused of assaulting her mother-in-law with a piece of cooked salmon.
The woman reportedly hit her mother-in-law in the head with the salmon during an argument about feeding her toddler with a fork, according to an arrest report from the Wednesday night incident in the 400 block of Southwest Parkway.
The mother-in-law told police the woman then flailed her arms wildly in a circular motion, punching her in the arm and leaving large scratch marks, the report stated.
When questioned, the woman told police she threw the salmon but that her mother-in-law reciprocated by throwing the fish back at her, police said. She denied hitting the woman, telling police the two had an arm wrestling match.
Read more: http://www.theeagle.com/news/local/police-woman-threw-cooked-salmon-at-mother-in-law/article_91a03e4f-950b-51b2-9a66-ead9022c7a76.html
BlueJazz
(25,348 posts)Joe Shlabotnik
(5,604 posts)The smell of cooking Salmon triggers a migraine with me.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)chknltl
(10,558 posts).... that said, this whole story smells fishy.
Kali
(55,004 posts)Orrex
(63,172 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Orrex
(63,172 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)rug
(82,333 posts)DFW
(54,302 posts)In Texas, tossing raw or smoked salmon at someone is only a misdemeanor.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)magical thyme
(14,881 posts)Orrex
(63,172 posts)Beat me to that one, you big jerky jerk.
Major Nikon
(36,818 posts)Sancho
(9,067 posts)fadedrose
(10,044 posts)a salmon at her Mother-in-law, I'd be, maybe not rich, but certainly not poorer.
Some mother-in-laws should live in another state. I hope the husband knew who to support, but if he's like his mother, he doesn't.
caraher
(6,278 posts)First thing we did when we started deliberating was to laugh!
The sad part is that there were other elements to the encounter - in the end I don't think we would have found the defendant guilty simply for tossing a (cold) pizza at the store manager. It didn't help the guy's case that he gave a completely implausible story about his emotional state when he showed up shortly after the store opened, in his bathrobe, on a Sunday morning. If he'd just admitted he was mad at the manager but said he didn't assault him, we'd have been vastly more inclined to believe him. Instead, he claimed he was unflaggingly polite both on the phone and in person.
LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)if she nets some jail time.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Yavin4
(35,421 posts)She'll be swimming upstream soon.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)olddots
(10,237 posts)Salmon Enchanted Evening .sorry