$271K worth of king crab legs stolen

[Sancho]

http://www.baynews9.com/content/news/baynews9/news/article.html/content/news/articles/bn9/2015/5/5/_271k_worth_of_king_.html

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Surveillance video captured the moments the three masked men entered the warehouse and started piling the crab onto forklifts, and into a semi-truck waiting outside the building.

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The best theory on what to do with a quarter million dollars of crab legs in Florida? The Tampa Bay Bucs just drafted Jameis Winston as the number one pick!!??

Jameis Winston cited for shoplifting crab legs at Publix
http://www.tomahawknation.com/2014/4/30/5668004/jameis-winston-arrested-shoplifting-crab-legs-publix

[pinboy3niner]

1. Those thieves will soon get pinched

[trof]

2. This story has legs.

[pinboy3niner]

3. The perps can't roe fast enough to get aweigh

[lame54]

4. they'll crack this case

[pinboy3niner]

5. They drawn butter crack it!

[cloudbase]

6. Jameis Winston

is a person of interest.

[pinboy3niner]

7. If they knew me, there'd be a SWAT team around my house

[murielm99]

8. Florida man is behind it!

I just know he is.

[A Simple Game]

9. What could 3 men possibly do with 100 lbs. of king crap legs? n/t