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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsIf we DID have the National Guard take over Texas...what should they impose on it?
(They think we're conspiring to do this anyway, might as well have some fun with it while this lasts).
Myself, I'd impose a 5pm nightly strutting curfew, a strict "share your stash with Willie" policy, and a ban on "well-done" steak.
Add your suggestions below.
Major Nikon
(36,818 posts)Ken Burch
(50,254 posts)To either raise lifestock on it or CALL IT SOMETHING ELSE.
Major Nikon
(36,818 posts)Which is all it ever was.
Ken Burch
(50,254 posts)I thought he just went around cutting brush when the camera crews were there.
Major Nikon
(36,818 posts)Hassin Bin Sober
(26,315 posts)Skittles
(153,113 posts)remember the "windshield cowboy" bit? Asshole is afraid of horses.
SCantiGOP
(13,865 posts)Clearing brush is the only thing he did right in 8 years.
Tom Ripley
(4,945 posts)Aristus
(66,294 posts)It's idiotic. You've got guys who work in, say, an aluminum siding factory, live in a trailer, drive a pickup truck and eat Hot Pockets while watching "Nashville". And they call themselves 'cowboys'. How the fuck does any of that make you a cowboy?
clarice
(5,504 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)But I like that well done steak ban, too.
Ken Burch
(50,254 posts)With receptions held at Southfork Ranch.
The Second Stone
(2,900 posts)and what we do with Texas is mess with them. Constantly messing with them.
clarice
(5,504 posts)kentauros
(29,414 posts)because I don't have one
Ken Burch
(50,254 posts)Maybe not since 1966 or so, but still...
kentauros
(29,414 posts)WinkyDink
(51,311 posts)SCantiGOP
(13,865 posts)dawg
(10,621 posts)It's my favorite.
sarge43
(28,940 posts)Avalux
(35,015 posts)It might be fun for you to make fun of Texas, but plenty of us Blue Texans are working hard to change things from the inside.
Maybe I should have a thicker skin but sometimes I get weary of this crap.
clarice
(5,504 posts)Maybe it's all of that "pullin up your bootstraps and makin' your own way" nonsense.
kentauros
(29,414 posts)Plus, there was that other thread here making fun of the CT folks that started all of this "invasion" shit.
Now, if this same thread were posted in GD, it would have less humor and more angry calls for us to "secdee"
trof
(54,256 posts)They don't even ask to see my Texas passport when we visit.
Paladin
(28,243 posts)Or hadn't you noticed? Back in the early days of DU, regional prejudice was unfavorably looked upon; those days are long gone, particularly as to Texas.
Keep up the good fight from within, because we're going to have to do it on our own. It's pretty obvious that the Democratic Party walked away from us, some time ago.
Ken Burch
(50,254 posts)This is aimed at the RW types who really believe there's a conspiracy to send in the Guard to impose martial law or something.
No offense to the Castro bros or Jim Hightower or Sheila Jackson Lee intended.
cloudbase
(5,511 posts)"I love Oklahoma" shirts.
clarice
(5,504 posts)Ken Burch
(50,254 posts)We'd never do such a thing to you.
clarice
(5,504 posts)kentauros
(29,414 posts)(yes, even the Hipsters) so that they can turn our elections around. Until the gerrymandered districts are recovered, it's going to take many more years for the Hispanic population to grow enough to make that damage moot. At least we do know that's one of the things top republicans fear
clarice
(5,504 posts)DamnYankeeInHouston
(1,365 posts)clarice
(5,504 posts)Ken Burch
(50,254 posts)NewJeffCT
(56,828 posts)and also on churches.
Sancho
(9,067 posts)We have to know Spanish in Florida, so I think Texas should have to speak it too!
trof
(54,256 posts)Honest to god.
One of my Texas brothers-in law said that.
"John, do you speak any Spanish?"
"Naw, but I kin speak a little Mescun."
Puzzledtraveller
(5,937 posts)also, Ice Houses must operate 24/7 and always have a cooler with bottles of Big Red on Ice.
benld74
(9,901 posts)NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)A science book.