I don't understand why I can't get a date. I..I'm a strong male but no matter what I do I can't.....

[BlueJazz]

[Phentex]

1. points for spelling at least...

there is that.

[Skittles]

2. heh I am imagining a female cop pulling him over

[BlueJazz]

4. "Hi, I stopped you 'cause you were going 1 mile-per-hour over the speed limit."

[Hayduke Bomgarte]

3. Holy Moly!

I am completely baffled and amazed, every time, by what lengths drooling imbeciles will go to, to ensure everyone else realizes that they are indeed drooling imbiciles.

[Wounded Bear]

5. It's the one advantage of free speech.

These people, when allowed, tend to be happy to display their idiocy.

[rurallib]

13. not just happy - proud, very proud

[Lisa D]

6. Yikes!

Crazy on four wheels.

[Throd]

7. Figures he'd be a drummer...

[Demoiselle]

8. What are those crossed thingies in the right rear window?

[Aristus]

11. The branch insignia of US Army Field Artillery.

Thank God he's not a tanker...

[MADem]

12. Who knew he'd need such enormous weaponry to shoot himself in the foot???

Ladies, ladies....don't all push at once!! Line up--he'll take your phone numbers one at a time!!!!!!

[seveneyes]

9. This will help explain the lack of trailer hitch balls

[trof]

10. Poor guy. Here's a date for you:

[CrawlingChaos]

14. Is this a Duggar perhaps?

Joe Bob, Jimbo, Juggalo...one of those fuckers. They blurred the license so we can't narrow it down.

[IrishEyes]

15. At least he won't be breeding

with any woman ever. What a sad little man.

[kentauros]

16. Maybe if he wore some satin

[jmowreader]

19. I know Obama is a smooth operator, but come on...

Can you just imagine the printer operator at the sign shop that made that: "He wants WHAT?"

[kentauros]

20. I Can imagine that!

And the mocking that went on after the customer had left

[Marie Marie]

17. This is going to be one hugely unhappy camper if

Hillary becomes our next President.

[Art_from_Ark]

18. Someone should tell that guy that it was Paul who wrote that letter to the Corinthians,

not God.