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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsA mushroom joke -
A mushroom walks into a bar and loudly starts to tell a string of really terrible jokes. In a few minutes the bartender asks him to stop but the mushroom says:
"Hey, I can't help it. I'm a fun guy"
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A mushroom joke - (Original Post)
packman
May 2015
OP
I want to state emphatically once again, I am not running for President and I will not run
pinboy3niner
May 2015
#12
SCantiGOP
(14,680 posts)1. a real waste
If those aren't psychedelic mushrooms.
Ineeda
(3,626 posts)2. Amazing! What a variety.
Many are creepy, some don't even look real, but all are beautiful in their own way. ETA: I liked the joke.
broiles
(1,442 posts)4. Sorry, but I don't get the joke.
fungi -- plural of fungus.
clarice
(5,504 posts)3. Holy Shitaki !!!!!!! nt
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)6. I suspect there's a morel to this story
A HERETIC I AM
(24,871 posts)7. ^ would somebody hit this fuckin guy with a fish....
PLEASE?
kairos12
(13,490 posts)8. I've always said fish slapping should be the GOP Presidential Debate Process
I keep tunaing in to see if it happens. Basstards.
A HERETIC I AM
(24,871 posts)9. LOL
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)12. I want to state emphatically once again, I am not running for President and I will not run
At my age, I prefer walking.
kentauros
(29,414 posts)13. Is that a Segway?
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)14. No, I think that's just the way you roll
kentauros
(29,414 posts)15. I've got those "Emily-puns" stuck in my head now.
But, you're always on a roll.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)16. If you're talking rolls I think you mean Emily buns
kentauros
(29,414 posts)11. There isn't mushroom for one, though.
..!!..
Rhiannon12866
(252,158 posts)10. This one is eerie and the red ones are beautiful:
p.s. I got the joke...


