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packman

(16,296 posts) Tue May 26, 2015, 11:08 AM May 2015

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A mushroom joke -

A mushroom walks into a bar and loudly starts to tell a string of really terrible jokes. In a few minutes the bartender asks him to stop but the mushroom says:

"Hey, I can't help it. I'm a fun guy"

Beautiful mushroom pictures at link:

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A mushroom joke - (Original Post) packman May 2015 OP

a real waste SCantiGOP May 2015 #1

Amazing! What a variety. Ineeda May 2015 #2

Sorry, but I don't get the joke. broiles May 2015 #4

fun guy Ineeda May 2015 #5

Holy Shitaki !!!!!!! nt clarice May 2015 #3

I suspect there's a morel to this story pinboy3niner May 2015 #6

^ would somebody hit this fuckin guy with a fish.... A HERETIC I AM May 2015 #7

I've always said fish slapping should be the GOP Presidential Debate Process kairos12 May 2015 #8

LOL A HERETIC I AM May 2015 #9

I want to state emphatically once again, I am not running for President and I will not run pinboy3niner May 2015 #12

Is that a Segway? kentauros May 2015 #13

No, I think that's just the way you roll pinboy3niner May 2015 #14

I've got those "Emily-puns" stuck in my head now. kentauros May 2015 #15

If you're talking rolls I think you mean Emily buns pinboy3niner May 2015 #16

There isn't mushroom for one, though. kentauros May 2015 #11

This one is eerie and the red ones are beautiful: Rhiannon12866 May 2015 #10

SCantiGOP

(13,869 posts)

1. a real waste

Reply to packman (Original post)

Tue May 26, 2015, 11:17 AM

May 2015

If those aren't psychedelic mushrooms.

Ineeda

(3,626 posts)

2. Amazing! What a variety.

Reply to packman (Original post)

Tue May 26, 2015, 12:29 PM

May 2015

Many are creepy, some don't even look real, but all are beautiful in their own way. ETA: I liked the joke.

broiles

(1,367 posts)

4. Sorry, but I don't get the joke.

Reply to Ineeda (Reply #2)

Tue May 26, 2015, 01:35 PM

May 2015

Ineeda

(3,626 posts)

5. fun guy

Reply to broiles (Reply #4)

Tue May 26, 2015, 03:02 PM

May 2015

fungi -- plural of fungus.

clarice

(5,504 posts)

3. Holy Shitaki !!!!!!! nt

Reply to packman (Original post)

Tue May 26, 2015, 12:56 PM

May 2015

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

6. I suspect there's a morel to this story

Reply to packman (Original post)

Tue May 26, 2015, 03:04 PM

May 2015

A HERETIC I AM

(24,365 posts)

7. ^ would somebody hit this fuckin guy with a fish....

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #6)

Tue May 26, 2015, 03:23 PM

May 2015

PLEASE?

kairos12

(12,852 posts)

8. I've always said fish slapping should be the GOP Presidential Debate Process

Reply to A HERETIC I AM (Reply #7)

Tue May 26, 2015, 03:33 PM

May 2015

I keep tunaing in to see if it happens. Basstards.

A HERETIC I AM

(24,365 posts)

9. LOL

Reply to kairos12 (Reply #8)

Tue May 26, 2015, 03:37 PM

May 2015

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

12. I want to state emphatically once again, I am not running for President and I will not run

Reply to kairos12 (Reply #8)

Sat May 30, 2015, 11:26 PM

May 2015

At my age, I prefer walking.

kentauros

(29,414 posts)

13. Is that a Segway?

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #12)

Sat May 30, 2015, 11:32 PM

May 2015

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

14. No, I think that's just the way you roll

Reply to kentauros (Reply #13)

Sat May 30, 2015, 11:35 PM

May 2015

kentauros

(29,414 posts)

15. I've got those "Emily-puns" stuck in my head now.

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #14)

Sat May 30, 2015, 11:37 PM

May 2015

But, you're always on a roll.

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

16. If you're talking rolls I think you mean Emily buns

Reply to kentauros (Reply #15)

Sun May 31, 2015, 12:17 AM

May 2015

kentauros

(29,414 posts)

11. There isn't mushroom for one, though.

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #6)

Sat May 30, 2015, 11:21 PM

May 2015

..!!..

Rhiannon12866

(205,209 posts)

10. This one is eerie and the red ones are beautiful:

Reply to packman (Original post)

Sat May 30, 2015, 09:49 PM

May 2015

p.s. I got the joke...

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