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Miles Archer

(18,837 posts)
Tue Jun 9, 2015, 10:11 AM Jun 2015

If I get my car back any different than I gave it, Monster Joe’s gonna be disposing of two bodies.



THE WOLF
Gentlemen, let’s get our rules of the road straight. We’re going to a place called Monster Joe’s Truck and Tow. Monster Joe and his daughter Raquel are sympathetic to our dilemma. The place is North Hollywood, so a few twist and turns aside, we’ll be goin’ up Hollywood Way. Now I’ll drive the tainted car. Jules, you ride with me. Vincent, you follow in my Porsche. Now if we cross the path of any John Q. Laws, nobody does a fuckin’ thing ’til I do something. (to Jules) What did I say?

JULES
Don’t do shit unless —

THE WOLF
— unless what?

JULES
Unless you do it first.

THE WOLF
Spoken like a true prodigy. (to Vincent) How ’bout you, Lash Larue? Can you keep your spurs from jingling and jangling?

VINCENT
I’m cool, Mr. Wolf. My gun just went off, I dunno how.

THE WOLF
Fair enough. (he throws Vince his car keys) I drive real fuckin’ fast, so keep up. If I get my car back any different than I gave it, Monster Joe’s gonna be disposing of two bodies.

JULES
Why do you drive fast?

THE WOLF
Because it’s a lot of fun. Let’s move.
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