What is Donald Trump made of?

[shenmue]

6 votes, 1 pass | Time left: Unlimited
	Sulfur
	1 (17%)
	Recycled aluminum
	0 (0%)
	Pure evil
	0 (0%)
	Snakes and snails and puppy dog tails
	1 (17%)
	Inert landmines
	0 (0%)
	Hantavirus
	0 (0%)
	Moldy cheese
	2 (33%)
	Ogre teeth
	0 (0%)
	Lint
	2 (33%)
	Tabasco sauce
	0 (0%)
	1 DU member did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[Xyzse]

1. I say moldy cheese...

Some misguided souls love moldy cheese, as some love Trump.

Sadly, it isn't the good kind.

[Chan790]

2. hairballs and snot. n/t

[magical thyme]

3. it goes without saying...

moths

[Initech]

4. Part orangutan?

http://www0.

[KamaAina]

5. Well, I know what he's full of.

[pinboy3niner]

12. ...

[Xipe Totec]

6. More respect, please, you're talking about a Colonel in the hair farce. nt

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

7. An endless supply of pubic hair for an endless supply of wigs

[irisblue]

8. while looking into your bathroom mirror, say his name 3 times.....

the hair in your bathtub drain will start shouting racial slurs.

[denbot]

9. My choice wasn't an option so I jumped on the "Moldy Cheese" bandwagon.

The answer is simple, he's full of his hyper-inflated ego.

[Glassunion]

10. Why is "shit" not an option?

[rurallib]

15. or at least the more sanitized and acceptable Manure?

[2naSalit]

11. Chicken Sh*t. nt

[LiberalEsto]

13. A sackful of rotting pig poop

[olddots]

14. weasle dung and venerial warts ?

dingleberries and toxic sludge ?

Is this a trick question ?

[TexasBushwhacker]

16. HOT AIR! n/t

[Kennah]

17. Inheritance

Without it, he'd be a rotting shell of a person. Which is different, ummm, because, er.

Forget about that last part.

[libodem]

18. lint and farts

[BlueJazz]

19. 55 gallon drums of Hairspray ?

[trueblue2007]

20. i say Doggie and kitty poop