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Glassunion

(10,201 posts) Tue Jul 21, 2015, 10:52 PM Jul 2015

Paid trolls on DU.

Some folks say they don't exist.

Others say they are everywhere.

Me, I'd go with the former. I just found an add my roommate Chi posted to Craig's List.

That asshole!!!

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Paid trolls on DU. (Original Post) Glassunion Jul 2015 OP

What a coincidence! pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #1

product placement trusty elf Jul 2015 #8

He missed that claws in his contract. nt pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #9

pinboy.... trusty elf Jul 2015 #11

The Governor gave me a reprieve pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #13

The Governor of PUNsylvania, no doubt. amb123 Jul 2015 #21

Still LOL at the warden's name. GoneFishin Jul 2015 #24

That gives one reason for paws. Baitball Blogger Jul 2015 #16

Beary funny. Baitball Blogger Jul 2015 #15

This is ursine-ine. nt clarice Jul 2015 #18

That is an extraordinarily convincing and honest-like mien petronius Jul 2015 #2

I hear he charges a monthly for the sub. Glassunion Jul 2015 #3

And don't even bother asking for a discount because you won't get one pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #4

He's a cutie. My little girl Chin (Amy) thinks he very handsome! BlueJazz Jul 2015 #5

Chi may be a bit too old for her Glassunion Jul 2015 #12

Well, she has told me she prefers older men. BlueJazz Jul 2015 #14

Well, the poor little fella is quite old. However he is quite spry in the bedroom. Glassunion Jul 2015 #22

Please! These people cannot possibly be referred to as "Trolls"! Hydra Jul 2015 #6

... pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #7

Hey, waitaminit! What's so bad about trolls? pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #10

Troll Major Nikon Jul 2015 #17

Don't feed him after midnight. n/t Beartracks Jul 2015 #19

. Glassunion Jul 2015 #20

I highly resist being paid. I troll for free. n/t UTUSN Jul 2015 #23

Well then. My chinchilla is obviously smarter than you. Glassunion Jul 2015 #25

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

1. What a coincidence!

Reply to Glassunion (Original post)

Tue Jul 21, 2015, 11:31 PM

Jul 2015

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026990392

Hat tip to trusty elf.

trusty elf

(7,548 posts)

8. product placement

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #1)

Wed Jul 22, 2015, 07:17 AM

Jul 2015

Last edited Wed Jul 22, 2015, 10:23 AM - Edit history (1)

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pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

9. He missed that claws in his contract. nt

Reply to trusty elf (Reply #8)

Wed Jul 22, 2015, 07:21 AM

Jul 2015

trusty elf

(7,548 posts)

11. pinboy....

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #9)

Wed Jul 22, 2015, 07:29 AM

Jul 2015

Last edited Wed Jul 22, 2015, 12:17 PM - Edit history (1)

you deserve to be locked up......in the pun-itentiary.

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pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

13. The Governor gave me a reprieve

Reply to trusty elf (Reply #11)

Wed Jul 22, 2015, 07:36 AM

Jul 2015

He said "What we have here is a failure to adjudicate."

amb123

(1,599 posts)

21. The Governor of PUNsylvania, no doubt.

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #13)

Wed Jul 22, 2015, 03:42 PM

Jul 2015

GoneFishin

(5,217 posts)

24. Still LOL at the warden's name.

Reply to trusty elf (Reply #11)

Wed Jul 22, 2015, 10:00 PM

Jul 2015

Baitball Blogger

(52,346 posts)

16. That gives one reason for paws.

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #9)

Wed Jul 22, 2015, 09:42 AM

Jul 2015

Baitball Blogger

(52,346 posts)

15. Beary funny.

Reply to trusty elf (Reply #8)

Wed Jul 22, 2015, 09:41 AM

Jul 2015

clarice

(5,504 posts)

18. This is ursine-ine. nt

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #1)

Wed Jul 22, 2015, 11:04 AM

Jul 2015

petronius

(26,696 posts)

2. That is an extraordinarily convincing and honest-like mien

Reply to Glassunion (Original post)

Tue Jul 21, 2015, 11:32 PM

Jul 2015

I would like to subscribe to his newsletter...

Glassunion

(10,201 posts)

3. I hear he charges a monthly for the sub.

Reply to petronius (Reply #2)

Tue Jul 21, 2015, 11:58 PM

Jul 2015

20 raisins a month or so.

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

4. And don't even bother asking for a discount because you won't get one

Reply to petronius (Reply #2)

Wed Jul 22, 2015, 12:08 AM

Jul 2015

Not by the hair of his chinny chin chin.

BlueJazz

(25,348 posts)

5. He's a cutie. My little girl Chin (Amy) thinks he very handsome!

Reply to Glassunion (Original post)

Wed Jul 22, 2015, 12:33 AM

Jul 2015

Glassunion

(10,201 posts)

12. Chi may be a bit too old for her

Reply to BlueJazz (Reply #5)

Wed Jul 22, 2015, 07:32 AM

Jul 2015

He turns 18 this year.

BlueJazz

(25,348 posts)

14. Well, she has told me she prefers older men.

Reply to Glassunion (Reply #12)

Wed Jul 22, 2015, 09:39 AM

Jul 2015

Glassunion

(10,201 posts)

22. Well, the poor little fella is quite old. However he is quite spry in the bedroom.

Reply to BlueJazz (Reply #14)

Wed Jul 22, 2015, 08:30 PM

Jul 2015

Little bastard humps anything fuzzy... Blankets, stuffed animals, etc.

Hydra

(14,459 posts)

6. Please! These people cannot possibly be referred to as "Trolls"!

Reply to Glassunion (Original post)

Wed Jul 22, 2015, 12:36 AM

Jul 2015

They are highly trained and capable professionals, trained to wage war on ideas which no civilized person would ever consider to be anything other than perverse and unthinkable!