ACTUAL Clown Enters Race As Republican Candidate — Polling Well
Glimmers campaign slogan is, befittingly, Let me be your Glimmer of Hope, which he feels encompasses his ideals and beliefs, and his campaign bus is a clown car, so it really makes him stand out as the most honest Republican in the field.
So far, Glimmers is polling well coming in just behind Trump, but ahead of Scott Walker, Jeb Bush, and most every other Republican candidate.
No word yet if Glimmers will be appearing at the first national Republican presidential debate, but since Trump will be there, he knows he at least has a chance.
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Glimmers feels, he above anyone else, really embodies the GOP platform and everything it stands for. He believes in the Constitution and his right to be treated fairly and equally among his peers, as well as wanting to maintain his right to openly carry his BANG! pretend gun everywhere he goes. He feels its a part of him and doesnt want to give up who he is just because some bureaucrats dont understand him.
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