I think I have a secret admirer...

[magical thyme]

The other day, I found a dead, slightly chewed up mouse on the path to the barn.

This morning, another dead mouse...this one headless...gifted for me to find 1st thing.

That can only mean one thing. I haven't actually seen any kittehs lurking about. But I've got my eyes wide open now...

somebody, somewhere, is telling me they love me...

[arcane1]

1. Either that, or you're sleep-hunting mice :)

Though the 2nd alternative is somewhat less likely.

[TexasTowelie]

2. I hate to disappoint you,

but if you aren't getting room service with breakfast in bed then there could still be reservations.

[pinboy3niner]

3. Yes, nothing says 'secret admirer' like a decapitated mouse on your breakfast tray in bed

[magical thyme]

5. ....snort...

[OffWithTheirHeads]

4. Sounds like the republican primary. nt

[pinboy3niner]

6. Dead rodents everywhere you look!