I figured out what's going on in the Bermuda Triangle

[taterguy]

[marym625]

1. ok. I'll bite.

What's going on in the Bermuda triangle?

[Baitball Blogger]

5. He will never tell you.

Tater's post are meant to be a scream into the abyss of nothingness. It's like a Seinfeld episode.

[marym625]

7. Oh!

Thanks!

[Iggo]

2. Elvis needs boats. (n/t)

[taterguy]

19. Are you implying that Elvis can't swim?

Are you?

[Iggo]

21. I admit it troubles me, but it is not my place to question the needs of the great Elvis.

[Tom Kitten]

3. It's a Living Hell That Time Forgot

Where Monster Weeds Attack Helpless Beauties! Right?

[2naSalit]

9. ...

Looks more like a lost shipwreck of a movie. Wonder how much $$ was wasted on that one.

[MrScorpio]

23. Dope Theme…

[antiquie]

4. Meh. Same as in the Lake Michigan Triangle.

[pinboy3niner]

6. What happens in the Bermuda Triangle stays in the Bermuda Triangle

[Kali]

8. ah, but do you have a clue about what is goin on in

the Bermuda Rectangle?

[pinboy3niner]

10. Where do you think you are, in a parallelogram universe?

[shenmue]

11. Water

[pinboy3niner]

13. But the bridge is out

I heard it from taterguy.

[2naSalit]

12. It's

HAL, I know it is! It's always been HAL!

[pinboy3niner]

14. Meh. The answer couldn't be more obvious.

Bermuda shorts.

[LiberalEsto]

25. I prefer my Bermudas long nt

[alphafemale]

15. But why the media silence about what's going down in the Polynesian Trapazoid?

Now there's a conspiracy with more angles.

[pinboy3niner]

16. That's really scalene the heights for this thread

[alphafemale]

17. Are you being obtuse?

Because that's not acute angle.

[pinboy3niner]

18. I may have been distracted when I saw Celes Dion

I hope I spelled that right, but she certainly was cute. At least I saw Celes, or whatever her name is.

[lastlib]

24. No, because there are two sides to every triangle.......

But it could be off a bit on a tangent. Don't go getting all Pythagorean on us, I thought it was quite complementary!

[Orrex]

20. Did you use your boobs to get out of a speeding ticket?

[taterguy]

22. I didn't have boobs the last time I got a speeding ticket

[LiberalEsto]

26. this

[alphafemale]

27. What's a speeding ticket?

HERE IS WHITE reasonably attractive FEMALE PRIVILEGE.

Pulled over maybe thirty times in my life.

Tickets.

zero.