Beer-loving duck recovering after injuries sustained in a bar brawl with a dog

[Miles Archer]

Britain's booziest duck recovering after being injured in bar brawl with a dog

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/britains-booziest-duck-recovering-after-6604649



Star the duck needed surgery after being injured in a pub brawl

Britain’s booziest duck has been hurt in a bar brawl with a dog.

Star, who loves supping ale in the pub with owner Barrie Hayman, was rushed to the quack with a damaged beak.

Barrie, 69, said: “Star is a tough cookie and came out of it okay.

“The vets are pleased. He’s bouncing back nicely.”

[rug]

1. A duck walks into a bar, sits down and orders a beer and a sandwich.

The bartender looks at him and says, "Oh my God, a talking duck! What are you doing here?"

The duck replies, "I'm dry-walling the building across the street. I'll be in town for a few days."

The next day, the duck walks back into the bar and the bartender says, "Hey duck, I was telling someone about you last night. They're really interested in meeting with you!"

"Is that so?"

"There's a travelling circus in town," the bartender explained. "The ringmaster was in here last night and thought you'd be a star attraction for them!"

The duck looked puzzled and says, "Why the hell would a circus need a dry-waller?"

[Miles Archer]

2. Definitely tucking that one away for future use.

[pinboy3niner]

3. :)

[pinboy3niner]

4. Before you think this is a cute duck, remember: The more he drinks, the less for us.

Fucking duck!

[Xipe Totec]

5. Here's a mug shot (cough, cough) of the attaker

[Yavin4]

6. That duck never pays his tab

He has one huge bill.

[T_i_B]

7. Mmmmmm Butcombe Bitter....

[Xyzse]

8. I don't drink, but I might share a pint with that one.