Chivalry? Dead? HELL no! Jessica Simpson's boyfriend lets rain fall on his pregnant girlfriend...

[Amerigo Vespucci]

...while protecting his precious baseball cap from destructive raindrops.

[Ikonoklast]

1. That poor woman must be dressed by someone that hates her.

What's with the boots?

Is she going crab fishing later that day?

[hlthe2b]

5. +1000 (of course he is pretty damned dorky as well)

But, yeah the bizarre boots and whatever the hell that shawl thing is. Note to short women (which includes myself)... "big-assed" damned handbags/totes like that make you look even shorter and stouter.

[Chan790]

2. He looks like a tool.

Men: Never wear jeans in any color but blue. Turquoise jeans make you look like an idiot.

[MrScorpio]

3. He's obviously doing a St. Paddy's Day thing...

Too bad he's doing it all wrong.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

13. That is teal...

...but he's still an idiot.

[HughBeaumont]

25. Well, there's black . . .

. . . which I have to wear for derby bouts as an official.

[LynneSin]

4. He took the time to throw that rug over her back

or is it a blanket -can't tell

[gratuitous]

6. Looks like he skinned a camel

Good provider, that.

And for those of us in slightly moister climes, the pavement looks awfully dry for all the umbrellas in that photo. Here in Oregon, we don't unfurl the umbrella for much less than a monsoon.

[geardaddy]

7. That was my first thought.

Looks pretty dry.

[Yavin4]

9. Well, It's Not Like She's a Host of a Network Reality Fashion Show

oh wait...

[RiffRandell]

8. Will she have the fucking kid already?

Honestly, it seems like I was pregnant in half the time, and usually it's the opposite. But then we have to look forward to all the pics in the tabs of her and the kid. Can't win.

[LynneSin]

10. I know - she's been pregnant so long i think she's going to have a baby elephant or something

It just seems like forever

[bluedigger]

11. Get off his friggin' back!

The poor guy is "Jessica Simpson's boyfriend".

[YellowRubberDuckie]

14. He's not going to make an "honest woman" of her until she poops out...

...his progeny.
Then they're having a huge wedding.
Is it ironic to anyone else that the girl who insisted on waiting until marriage to have sex for the first time is divorced and pregnant with some random dude's baby? I don't care what she does with her vag, except she seemed to make it a HUGE deal for herself, so I just like pointing out the hypocrisy of it.

[bluedigger]

16. To be honest, I didn't even know she was erped before this thread.

Last time I noticed her mentioned was probably a Tony Romo reference...

[Drahthaardogs]

17. Wedding AFTER the baby or is it AFTER

the blood test? I mean, if it comes out throwing inaccurate passes....

[YellowRubberDuckie]

23. Good one.

[MiddleFingerMom]

20. She said, "poops out".

[nolabear]

12. Nice rubbers, though.

(insert joke here)

[Justice wanted]

15. Just shows how much He cares for her and their child. I see him

bailing. As for the boots-my friend who just gave birth wore smiliar boots ONLY because they where the most comfortable thing she had. All other shoes slippers didn't give her the support in spots she needed and comfort in other areas.

[bluedeminredstate]

18. That bag she's carrying

looks like a Hermes Birkin bag. Around 12 grand. Nice that she has one to match the boots.

Yuk.

[one_voice]

19. What the fuck is she wearing?

[MiddleFingerMom]

21. Thos boots look like an upscale version of hunting/raingear/wading boots know as "ducks".

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Simpson's got enough problems. Nobody tell graywarrior, aight?
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[Odin2005]

22. those boots are hideous!

[YellowRubberDuckie]

24. I'm sure they'd look great on a 50 year old fisherman in Maine.

[LaurenG]

26. I don't care how they're dressed

She looks perfectly happy and he hasn't realized what he's doing with that umbrella yet. My personal take is that he doesn't love her like she loves him otherwise they both would have known that the umbrella wasn't over her.

I feel bad for celebrities sometimes, someone somewhere is always going to say something nasty about something they did or said.

[WolverineDG]

27. she's pregnant

ffs give her a damn break. she's wearing what are probably the only clothes & shoes that fit &/or comfy.