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malthaussen

(18,477 posts) Mon Oct 19, 2015, 07:50 AM Oct 2015

Have you stopped beating your wife, yet?

I know I'm bad, but one of the local candidates for sheriff is sending out flyers pledging to "End Domestic Violence," and I immediately thought of this. Maybe he needs to work on his ad copy.

-- Mal

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Have you stopped beating your wife, yet? (Original Post) malthaussen Oct 2015 OP

Not at all DFW Oct 2015 #1

I would NEVER beat my own wife Bucky Oct 2015 #2

Is it possible to stop what one hasn't actually started? discntnt_irny_srcsm Oct 2015 #3

Still Beating Her At Scrabble! ProfessorGAC Oct 2015 #4

Why, kentauros Oct 2015 #5

DFW

(59,875 posts)

1. Not at all

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Mon Oct 19, 2015, 10:26 AM

Oct 2015

She's just not that great a chess player, and there's nothing we can do about it.

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Bucky

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2. I would NEVER beat my own wife

Reply to malthaussen (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2015, 11:34 AM

Oct 2015

hmmm

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discntnt_irny_srcsm

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3. Is it possible to stop what one hasn't actually started?

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Mon Oct 19, 2015, 12:56 PM

Oct 2015

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ProfessorGAC

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4. Still Beating Her At Scrabble!

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Mon Oct 19, 2015, 01:23 PM

Oct 2015

And i let her cheat!

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kentauros

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5. Why,

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Mon Oct 19, 2015, 05:30 PM

Oct 2015

is he expecting morale to improve?

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