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Mon Oct 19, 2015, 07:50 AM

Have you stopped beating your wife, yet?

I know I'm bad, but one of the local candidates for sheriff is sending out flyers pledging to "End Domestic Violence," and I immediately thought of this. Maybe he needs to work on his ad copy.

-- Mal

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Reply Have you stopped beating your wife, yet? (Original post)
malthaussen Oct 2015 OP
DFW Oct 2015 #1
Bucky Oct 2015 #2
discntnt_irny_srcsm Oct 2015 #3
ProfessorGAC Oct 2015 #4
kentauros Oct 2015 #5

Response to malthaussen (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2015, 10:26 AM

1. Not at all

She's just not that great a chess player, and there's nothing we can do about it.

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Response to malthaussen (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2015, 11:34 AM

2. I would NEVER beat my own wife

hmmm

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Response to malthaussen (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2015, 12:56 PM

3. Is it possible to stop what one hasn't actually started?

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Response to malthaussen (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2015, 01:23 PM

4. Still Beating Her At Scrabble!

And i let her cheat!

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Response to malthaussen (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2015, 05:30 PM

5. Why,

is he expecting morale to improve?

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