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Fri Oct 23, 2015, 10:15 PM

ROCKY JOKE

Rocky

One Halloween a trick-or-treater came to my door dressed as "Rocky" in boxing gloves and satin shorts. Soon after I gave him some goodies, he returned for more. "Aren't you the same 'Rocky' who left my doorstep several minutes ago?" I asked. "Yes," he replied, "but now I'm the sequel. I'll be back three more times tonight too."

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Response to trueblue2007 (Original post)

Fri Oct 23, 2015, 10:43 PM

1. I stopped answering the door after Rocky II

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Response to Joe Shlabotnik (Reply #1)

Fri Oct 23, 2015, 10:51 PM

3. ha ha ha

we never have trick or treaters. we live on a floating home and no one ever comes to our moorage. too dangerous to walk on the docks in the fall or winter.

i really miss not seeing the cute little kids going door to door.

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Response to trueblue2007 (Original post)

Fri Oct 23, 2015, 10:50 PM

2. Nother Halloween piece of humor .....

SCARY HALLOWEEN JOKE !!!!



Beethoven's Grave
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source.

He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that reads: Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770-1827. Then he realizes that the music is the Ninth Symphony and it is being played backward! Puzzled, he leaves the graveyard and persuades a friend to return with him.

By the time they arrive back at the grave, the music has changed. This time it is the Seventh Symphony, but like the previous piece, it is being played backward. Curious, the men agree to consult a music scholar. When they return with the expert, the Fifth Symphony is playing, again backward. The expert notices that the symphonies are being played in the reverse order in which they were composed, the 9th, then the 7th, then the 5th.

By the next day the word has spread and a throng has gathered around the grave. They are all listening to the Second Symphony being played backward.Just then the graveyard's caretaker ambles up to the group. Someone in the crowd asks him if he has an explanation for the music.

"Oh, it's nothing to worry about" says the caretaker. "He's just decomposing!"

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Response to trueblue2007 (Reply #2)

Sat Oct 24, 2015, 08:48 AM

4. Cute joke.

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