Our female cat appears to be a death metal fan.

[Tobin S.]

She's sitting here next to me digging the tunes while I pass out candy. I don't get to listen to this music much except through headphones. My wife can't handle it.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Somehow that doesn't surprise me.

Cats often have unusual tastes in everything. I suspect mine of watching maudlin movies on Lifetime when I'm not home.

[Tobin S.]

2. Our male cat is not interested. He's hiding in the bedroom.

He's probably the most normal cat I've ever had. He doesn't appear to have too many quirks. The main thing with him is that he's afraid of people aside from my wife and me. He always runs and hides when we have company.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. How can you utter the words "normal" and "cat" in the same breath?

They are not normal animals.

[Tobin S.]

4. Note I said "most normal."

But he was raised by our dog, so maybe a little dogginess rubbed off on him.