When your body is throbbing in pain, drugs aren't working, bed and bath offer no help...

[HopeHoops]

What's the best album to listen to at the highest possible volume to turn your neurons into gelatin substrate?

[OriginalGeek]

1. Well, I'd go with Carcass - Symphonies of Sickness

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but I am kinda weird.

[HopeHoops]

2. Okay, cool shit - thanks. But that sure as hell isn't going to cue what's fucking me up.

I need a nap.

[OriginalGeek]

3. Oh, yeah that's not nap music

I thought my nose was bleeding but it snot.



I know, I know - that snot funny!

[HopeHoops]

5. Tits alright. I'll finger it out.

[hobbit709]

4. you need better drugs.

[HopeHoops]

6. Oxycodone and Larazapam work pretty well. They aren't targeted drugs. I think I broke my illiums.

There's not much you can do with topical treatments. I need X-Rays to figure out what I fucked up. The Oxy is starting to kick in again. I'm thinking nap time.

[hobbit709]

7. As a surgeon I know once said.

There are two kinds of pain. There's the one that a couple of aspirin will fix. and there's the kind that morphine will fix-everything else in between is psychosomatic bullshit.

[HopeHoops]

8. Morphine is okay, but it isn't that strong by today's standards. It is a nice buzz though.

I jus can' understand why oxycodone would be considered "recreational", or bennies for that matter. They don't provide what I consider a "high".

But hey, some people like deep fried sheeps balls (mountain oysters). Even when i ate meat, that would be int the "too weird to eat" departement

[MiddleFingerMom]

9. Seriously, "Morphine".

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[lunatica]

10. Smoke a joint

And see if that helps. I hear it does and it's one of the purposes of medical marijuana.

[HopeHoops]

11. I gave that shit up a LONG time ago and wouldn't even know where to get any right now.

Well, I guess I could hang out around the high school.

[lunatica]

12. If you're up to trying it why not start with your doctor

It can't hurt and maybe doctors prefer to wait until their patients bring it up for obvious reasons. If you smoke one joint and the pain eases you'll know. If it doesn't ease you'll also know. The effects of pot go away.

[HopeHoops]

13. He just wrote me a prescription for 300 Oxycodone pills. They work better anyway. If I've got a...

...trace of THC in my blood I'm shut off from the good stuff. Not an option. So far, he hasn't even asked to test me, but he could at any point. Hell, he has to look stuff up when I mention it because I do my research before going in for appointments.

[lunatica]

14. I hope you get some real relief for your pain

No matter what you take.

[HopeHoops]

15. It's better, but not "relief".

It's sort of like putting cream on a sunburn. It feels a little better but still aches.

[OffWithTheirHeads]

16. Like most things in life, a few martinis usually help.

I know, I know, they say not to mix Oxicodone with alchohol. All I can tell you is after a year with rotator cuff surgery, knee replacement surgery, torn ligiments in my back and two broken ribs (in other words, over a year and counting of serious pain) it's the only thing I found that worked.

[HopeHoops]

18. Brandy works pretty well too.

[cherokeeprogressive]

17. Dark Side of the Moon. n/t

[GreydeeThos]

19. 'Kill Rush' - from the DÉTENTE album, 'Decline'