Cookie Monster
A woman went into a restaurant for lunch and noticed that the kitchen had a big window in front of it so that the people could watch the chef prepare the food.
As she watched, the chef took a small ball of dough, put it under his armpit, and squeezed.
Then he put the flattened dough on a cookie sheet and continued to place dough under his armpit.
Outraged, the woman called the manager over, "What in hell is that guy doing?" she yelled.
"That's the way he makes cookies," the manager explained.
The woman continued to fume, "Well, I think that's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen!"
"Well lady," said the manager, "If you don't like it, I suggest you not be around when he makes the doughnuts
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Now that's funny.
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