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red dog 1

(33,471 posts) Tue Dec 29, 2015, 07:53 PM Dec 2015

Why did Donald Trump cross the road?

Last edited Wed Dec 30, 2015, 03:59 PM - Edit history (1)

Because his wig flew off?

To kick a BlackLivesMatter protester on the other side?

To kick an illegal immigrant on the other side?

To kick a liberal on the other side?

To kick a Democrat on the other side?

To make fun of a disabled reporter on the other side?

To fire an apprentice on the other side?

To kiss Vladimir Putin's ass on the other side?

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Why did Donald Trump cross the road? (Original Post) red dog 1 Dec 2015 OP

Because there was a TV camera on the other side? Va Lefty Dec 2015 #1

To make out with his daughter. nt Jamaal510 Dec 2015 #2

To date his daughter, the sick SOB. kairos12 Dec 2015 #3

wow !!! nt clarice Dec 2015 #8

There was no one left to cross Kennah Dec 2015 #4

To demonize everyone whose politics are on the other side? LeftishBrit Dec 2015 #5

I like it! red dog 1 Dec 2015 #6

To quote the immortal Stephen King: Glorfindel Dec 2015 #7

Because he's an asshole... Wounded Bear Dec 2015 #9

To play with his schlong? madinmaryland Dec 2015 #10

Va Lefty

(6,252 posts)

1. Because there was a TV camera on the other side?

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Tue Dec 29, 2015, 07:56 PM

Dec 2015

Jamaal510

(10,893 posts)

2. To make out with his daughter. nt

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Wed Dec 30, 2015, 04:37 AM

Dec 2015

kairos12

(13,706 posts)

3. To date his daughter, the sick SOB.

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Wed Dec 30, 2015, 11:31 AM

Dec 2015

clarice

(5,504 posts)

8. wow !!! nt

Reply to kairos12 (Reply #3)

Thu Dec 31, 2015, 07:29 PM

Dec 2015

Kennah

(14,578 posts)

4. There was no one left to cross

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Thu Dec 31, 2015, 01:05 AM

Dec 2015

LeftishBrit

(41,518 posts)

5. To demonize everyone whose politics are on the other side?

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Thu Dec 31, 2015, 06:09 PM

Dec 2015

red dog 1

(33,471 posts)

6. I like it!

Reply to LeftishBrit (Reply #5)

Thu Dec 31, 2015, 06:49 PM

Dec 2015

Glorfindel

(10,175 posts)

7. To quote the immortal Stephen King:

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Thu Dec 31, 2015, 07:02 PM

Dec 2015

"Because he was stapled to the chicken."

If only, if only....

Wounded Bear

(64,639 posts)

9. Because he's an asshole...

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Thu Dec 31, 2015, 09:03 PM

Dec 2015

that wants to prove he can screw up traffic worse than Christie.

madinmaryland

(65,775 posts)

10. To play with his schlong?

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Thu Dec 31, 2015, 10:35 PM

Dec 2015

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