I will vote for whichever candidate bans "kettle chips"

[Orrex]

These vile flakes of granite have no business associating in any way with potato chips. A decent society would have outlawed them upon creation and jailed their creator in perpetuity.

Anyone who claims to enjoy these cruel, knife-edged jokes is either a defeated victim or a willful conspirator.

[hibbing]

1. Them are fightin' words

I love the extra crunch and brutal mouth experience of munching on those. Get the salt and vinegar flavor and you double your pleasure.

Not sure which I am a defeated victim or a willful conspirator.


Peace

[Orrex]

3. Stockholm Syndrom, you poor, poor soul

We'll help you get through this, I promise.

[ashling]

2. I personally enjoy a good kettle chip, but

I can see that you are passionate about this issue and so I will ban the vile kettle chips in return for your vote and - I hope - passionate support (though I don't condone violence).

Look at the guy in the red hat! Wonderful hat -

[raptor_rider]

4. But, but, but

The Jalapeño ones are soooooooooooo nummy..........

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

5. I don't like kettle chips! n/t

[Facility Inspector]

6. You're just wrong

wrong, I tell you.

Especially about the secret life of arabia.

and kettle chips.

[Orrex]

7. You're probably going to eat them while listening to it, aren't you?

AREN'T YOU!?!?

[Facility Inspector]

8. dagnabbit!

keep ur hands off mah chipz!

[Mosby]

9. there is a brand called Boulder Canyon that's very good.

You might like them, they are not super crunchy.

Another thing to consider is the kettle chips are a little lower in fat content.

[AwakeAtLast]

23. Yes, those are great!

I can't buy them very often any more.

[ProfessorGAC]

10. Another America Hater Heard From

You take your wimpy freedom chips to your room. Me, i want the extra super crunch!

[Orrex]

11. I'll get you a bucket of slate shards--you won't know the difference.

Crunchtastic!

[gvstn]

12. Kettle chips are just wrong.

Too greasy, too hard, too thick.

I don't ever buy them but the other disgusting chip, Pringles, just have the perfect shape and thinness to fit on your tongue. They don't taste that good bur are designed perfectly to be fun to eat. I might buy a can of those one day, soon.

Come at me! And hopefully convince me not to do it.

[TeamPooka]

13. FYI, Pringles are not potato chips. Uniformity is bad for chips. nt

[progressoid]

22. Mmmm.

I used to eat those by the can.

[madinmaryland]

14. Off to ignore you go. Oh neverminnd. I already have you on ignore for your

love of Rush the Band.

[Dr. Strange]

18. Wait, when did Orrex become a Rush fan?

Did I miss the happy occasion?

[madinmaryland]

20. Nice post, Midlo!

[restorefreedom]

15. i will take a ruffles anyday over a gum slicing kettle. nt

[DFW]

16. John P. Wintergreen for President!

And the Supreme Court will decide in favor of corn muffins!

(slightly dated reference, beware)

[TexasBushwhacker]

17. Hate 'em n/t

[mackerel]

19. Jalapeno Kettle Chips are yummers!

[awoke_in_2003]

21. And pretzel buns...

Those things are horrid

[kentauros]

24. You're just projecting.

So, honestly, what's your favorite flavor and brand?