Why did Chris Christie cross the road?

[red dog 1]

To eat the chicken on the other side?

[femmocrat]

1. To work the cones and deliver the mops. nt

[BlueJazz]

2. He couldn't cross the road. The bridge was broken.

[Mendocino]

3. That's where the

Krispy Kreme is located.

[red dog 1]

7. Good one!

[jpak]

4. To get away from LePage

[red dog 1]

8. but he loves LePage, and LePage loves him

http://bangordailynews.com/2016/02/01/politics/lepage-stumps-for-chris-christie-in-iowa/

[Donkees]

5. He was on his way back from a double-cross

[Ellen Forradalom]

6. Because the bridge was closed.

[DFW]

9. The asphalt was fresh and needed some compacting

He happened to be there, and wanted to show the taxpayers he was serious about saving money.

[lovemydog]

10. To yell 9/11 to the people on the other side.