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NightWatcher

(39,382 posts) Wed Feb 17, 2016, 05:15 PM Feb 2016

Florida Man driving home from Home Despot...

I saw this guy a few minutes ago on the expressway doing 50mph.

I dont know how he was driving.

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Florida Man driving home from Home Despot... (Original Post) NightWatcher Feb 2016 OP

Only Florida man would dare....Priceless mackerel Feb 2016 #1

He could have it tucked behind the driver's seat. TreasonousBastard Feb 2016 #2

I was on the side access exit road. It looked like the lumber stuck out a few feet on each side NightWatcher Feb 2016 #4

OTOH, he could have been one of those really short guys and... TreasonousBastard Feb 2016 #5

True, I guess it is using his head as way to hold them things in place... Xyzse Feb 2016 #7

that's one of them new car planes lame54 Feb 2016 #3

Did you see this guy on the road yet? I understand he's a little delayed..... Brother Buzz Feb 2016 #6

So much for using ANY of his three mirrors. kentauros Feb 2016 #8

mackerel

(4,412 posts)

1. Only Florida man would dare....Priceless

Reply to NightWatcher (Original post)

Wed Feb 17, 2016, 05:22 PM

Feb 2016

TreasonousBastard

(43,049 posts)

2. He could have it tucked behind the driver's seat.

Reply to NightWatcher (Original post)

Wed Feb 17, 2016, 05:24 PM

Feb 2016

But, at first glance it looks like you're shooting across the median and he's going the wrong way.

NightWatcher

(39,382 posts)

4. I was on the side access exit road. It looked like the lumber stuck out a few feet on each side

Reply to TreasonousBastard (Reply #2)

Wed Feb 17, 2016, 05:33 PM

Feb 2016

I think it was tucked behind the driver and stuck out the sides.

TreasonousBastard

(43,049 posts)

5. OTOH, he could have been one of those really short guys and...

Reply to NightWatcher (Reply #4)

Wed Feb 17, 2016, 05:36 PM

Feb 2016

could see out under the lumber.

Xyzse

(8,217 posts)

7. True, I guess it is using his head as way to hold them things in place...

Reply to TreasonousBastard (Reply #2)

Wed Feb 17, 2016, 06:13 PM

Feb 2016

Florida Man using his noggin I guess...

lame54

(40,085 posts)

3. that's one of them new car planes

Reply to NightWatcher (Original post)

Wed Feb 17, 2016, 05:32 PM

Feb 2016

Brother Buzz

(40,406 posts)

6. Did you see this guy on the road yet? I understand he's a little delayed.....

Reply to NightWatcher (Original post)

Wed Feb 17, 2016, 05:54 PM

Feb 2016

when his rear tires exploded, but he just swapped the useless tires on the front to the rear and soldiered on.

kentauros

(29,414 posts)

8. So much for using ANY of his three mirrors.

Reply to NightWatcher (Original post)

Wed Feb 17, 2016, 06:34 PM

Feb 2016

However, I'd guess most other drivers were giving him a wide berth. He could then changes lanes and exit without having to care if it was clear.

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