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Aerows

(39,961 posts) Sun Feb 28, 2016, 02:47 AM Feb 2016

I have a portable heat-seeking missile.

Her name is Roma.

She streaks towards a lap, is unerring in her accuracy, she whines when there is nothing in her target of a food bowl, and she piles into pillows like a furry mass of destruction.

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I have a portable heat-seeking missile. (Original Post) Aerows Feb 2016 OP

If you were male, that thread-title would be the double-entendre to end all double-entendres. Aristus Feb 2016 #1

... In_The_Wind Feb 2016 #3

Or the pick up line to end all pick up lines n/t sarge43 Feb 2016 #5

You don't think that would earn a smack in the face? Aristus Feb 2016 #6

Depends upon the target sarge43 Feb 2016 #7

I wouldn't want to risk it. Aristus Feb 2016 #8

Fortune favors the bold sarge43 Feb 2016 #9

I was gonna make an offer on it 'til I saw the body of your post. ebayfool Feb 2016 #2

Pic? nt LiberalElite Feb 2016 #4

Aristus

(66,316 posts)

1. If you were male, that thread-title would be the double-entendre to end all double-entendres.

Reply to Aerows (Original post)

Sun Feb 28, 2016, 02:57 AM

Feb 2016

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

3. ...

Reply to Aristus (Reply #1)

Sun Feb 28, 2016, 07:22 AM

Feb 2016

sarge43

(28,941 posts)

5. Or the pick up line to end all pick up lines n/t

Reply to Aristus (Reply #1)

Sun Feb 28, 2016, 07:01 PM

Feb 2016

Aristus

(66,316 posts)

6. You don't think that would earn a smack in the face?

Reply to sarge43 (Reply #5)

Sun Feb 28, 2016, 07:28 PM

Feb 2016

Or at least a drink in the face?

sarge43

(28,941 posts)

7. Depends upon the target

Reply to Aristus (Reply #6)

Sun Feb 28, 2016, 08:17 PM

Feb 2016

Me, I'd laugh, but that's me.

Aristus

(66,316 posts)

8. I wouldn't want to risk it.

Reply to sarge43 (Reply #7)

Sun Feb 28, 2016, 10:19 PM

Feb 2016

Even if I was the type of guy to use a pick-up line...

sarge43

(28,941 posts)

9. Fortune favors the bold

Reply to Aristus (Reply #8)

Sun Feb 28, 2016, 10:53 PM

Feb 2016

On the other you could be paying for your dentist's new Beemer.

ebayfool

(3,411 posts)

2. I was gonna make an offer on it 'til I saw the body of your post.

Reply to Aerows (Original post)

Sun Feb 28, 2016, 06:10 AM

Feb 2016

Wanna point it at GD .

LiberalElite

(14,691 posts)

4. Pic? nt

Reply to Aerows (Original post)

Sun Feb 28, 2016, 11:29 AM

Feb 2016

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