I have a portable heat-seeking missile.

[Aerows]

Her name is Roma.

She streaks towards a lap, is unerring in her accuracy, she whines when there is nothing in her target of a food bowl, and she piles into pillows like a furry mass of destruction.

[Aristus]

1. If you were male, that thread-title would be the double-entendre to end all double-entendres.

[In_The_Wind]

3. ...

[sarge43]

5. Or the pick up line to end all pick up lines n/t

[Aristus]

6. You don't think that would earn a smack in the face?

Or at least a drink in the face?

[sarge43]

7. Depends upon the target

Me, I'd laugh, but that's me.

[Aristus]

8. I wouldn't want to risk it.

Even if I was the type of guy to use a pick-up line...

[sarge43]

9. Fortune favors the bold

On the other you could be paying for your dentist's new Beemer.

[ebayfool]

2. I was gonna make an offer on it 'til I saw the body of your post.

Wanna point it at GD .

[LiberalElite]

4. Pic? nt