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Your best practical joke. (Original Post) Aerows Feb 2016 OP
Sheep. underahedgerow Feb 2016 #1
That seems like it might hurt the sheep Aerows Feb 2016 #11
In college someone unscrewed the shower head cover and packed it kairos12 Feb 2016 #2
Oh, now that is PRICELESS! Aerows Feb 2016 #6
I saw a photo on another site of a cubical filled with packing peanuts csziggy Feb 2016 #15
I haven't seen the pic of the brown-paper wrapped office kentauros Feb 2016 #20
I filled my mom's car with balloons Aerows Feb 2016 #21
There is a newspaper wrapped version in this list csziggy Feb 2016 #24
OH MY GOD! Sticky note paint job! Aerows Feb 2016 #26
Have you seen this video? csziggy Feb 2016 #34
That's freaking awesome! Aerows Feb 2016 #37
Spraying silicone dry lubricant on the city playground slide Brother Buzz Feb 2016 #3
Now that is funny! Aerows Feb 2016 #10
I was in Band, so pranks were just part of that culture :D kentauros Feb 2016 #4
OH my WORD Aerows Feb 2016 #7
Well, the simple pranks we did in band kentauros Feb 2016 #22
LOL! Aerows Feb 2016 #23
In the late 80s, during my senior year of high school... Orrex Feb 2016 #5
Orrex Aerows Feb 2016 #8
IT Pranks benld74 Feb 2016 #9
Changed a particularly annoying homophobic collegues Aerows Feb 2016 #13
Change the desktop picture to the Blue Screen of Death csziggy Feb 2016 #16
I actually had that one as my desktop and screen saver for a while Aerows Feb 2016 #18
The best one I heard of was done by a friend when he was in college: The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2016 #12
Oh, that's good Aerows Feb 2016 #14
Brilliant! trof Feb 2016 #43
One I was told about (wasn't me, wasn't there, can't prove anything) gratuitous Feb 2016 #17
My mother told me Aerows Feb 2016 #19
Another college friend stitched together a couple of bras The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2016 #45
Mine saran wrapped the toilet Aerows Feb 2016 #51
We used this adhesive (Lock-Tight, it might have been called or something like that?)... Iggo Feb 2016 #25
That's pretty funny! Aerows Feb 2016 #28
My favorite office prank these days is also one of the simplest. kentauros Feb 2016 #27
You are evil Aerows Feb 2016 #29
Thanks! kentauros Feb 2016 #30
Tape works as well, and is less obvious to a quick glance at the bottom. Thor_MN Feb 2016 #52
Clear tape will work? kentauros Mar 2016 #61
Clear tape will work. The sensor sees the unmoving tape and thinks nothing is happening. Thor_MN Mar 2016 #62
Speaking of wireless mice and keyboards. kentauros Feb 2016 #31
I repeatedly rebooted coworkers computers Aerows Feb 2016 #32
You could also do that on the Tuesday after a holiday. kentauros Feb 2016 #33
Oh my. Aerows Feb 2016 #35
That's assuming they even come in that morning! kentauros Feb 2016 #36
I underestimated your level Aerows Feb 2016 #38
Idle minds and idle hands, and all that kentauros Feb 2016 #40
We lived across the alley from my grandparents growing up nadine_mn Feb 2016 #39
That's a good one! Aerows Feb 2016 #56
Not mine Ahpook Feb 2016 #41
Oh! Now that is just W... Aerows Feb 2016 #54
trof becomes GOD (for a minute or so) trof Feb 2016 #42
LOL! Aerows Feb 2016 #49
Stapled Dixie cups together benld74 Feb 2016 #44
You aren't right Aerows Feb 2016 #48
Oh, I forgot this one! The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2016 #46
Oh LORD! Aerows Feb 2016 #50
My uncle was a practical joker: trof Feb 2016 #47
Oh, now icing the pan Aerows Feb 2016 #57
Duct taped an open can of sardines underneath the desk drawer of a high school teacher Major Nikon Feb 2016 #53
Brutal! Aerows Feb 2016 #58
Oh, my... a *lifetime* of them! SeattleVet Feb 2016 #55
You are too much! Aerows Feb 2016 #59
These are cruel. Hassin Bin Sober Mar 2016 #60
Being born. malthaussen Mar 2016 #63
My Grad Student Supervisor sharp_stick Mar 2016 #64
A friend of mine was once evicted sharp_stick Mar 2016 #65
Sticker over the optical on a computer mouse. KentuckyWoman Mar 2016 #66
About 30 years ago, Pakhet Mar 2016 #67

underahedgerow

(1,232 posts)
1. Sheep.
Mon Feb 29, 2016, 04:30 AM
Feb 2016

Some college kids set 4 sheep loose on a campus with the numbers 1, 2, 4 & 5 spray painted on them.

I've always wanted to do this. Missed opportunities.

I don't think that sticking a 'kick me' sign on Dwight Yoakum's back at Club Lingerie in Hollywood a few years back counts for much though. He was a dick.

 

Aerows

(39,961 posts)
11. That seems like it might hurt the sheep
Mon Feb 29, 2016, 04:54 PM
Feb 2016

I try to prank responsibly because if the person you are pranking doesn't find it fun, it can go awfully wrong. I don't do things that hurt people or animals - just stuff involving balloons, water and filling their personal items with odd crap.

kairos12

(12,843 posts)
2. In college someone unscrewed the shower head cover and packed it
Mon Feb 29, 2016, 02:40 PM
Feb 2016

with Lipton onion soup. The victim was fragrant for a while. Another one I heard of was people who pack the medicine cabinet with ping pong balls so that when snoopy party guests inspect it they get busted.

 

Aerows

(39,961 posts)
6. Oh, now that is PRICELESS!
Mon Feb 29, 2016, 04:41 PM
Feb 2016

I'm gearing up for April 1st. Nothing beats filling a car with balloons so that the owner opens the door and has balloons going all over the place

csziggy

(34,131 posts)
15. I saw a photo on another site of a cubical filled with packing peanuts
Mon Feb 29, 2016, 05:28 PM
Feb 2016

The cubical was just short walls - probably four feet tall. They taped over the opening then filled it to the top with packing peanuts. A variant is to fill with balloons filled with air (so they don't float) - the balloons would be easier to clean up than the packing peanuts.

Another picture showed an office with everything wrapped in brown paper - desk, chair, monitor, keyboard, mouse - everything! Time consuming but funny.

kentauros

(29,414 posts)
20. I haven't seen the pic of the brown-paper wrapped office
Mon Feb 29, 2016, 07:11 PM
Feb 2016

but have seen the one of the aluminum foil covered office. Definitely time-consuming and funny!

 

Aerows

(39,961 posts)
21. I filled my mom's car with balloons
Mon Feb 29, 2016, 07:13 PM
Feb 2016

It took time, but oh, was it hilarious. We still laugh about that one .

 

Aerows

(39,961 posts)
37. That's freaking awesome!
Mon Feb 29, 2016, 07:58 PM
Feb 2016

I'll bet he never parks in a handicapped parking space if he doesn't need to do so every again!

Brother Buzz

(36,379 posts)
3. Spraying silicone dry lubricant on the city playground slide
Mon Feb 29, 2016, 03:13 PM
Feb 2016

Years ago, my city yanked the old tried and true 'E ticket' metal slide and replaced it with a hideous plastic one. I was bummed to see the kids NOT sliding down the plastic piece of shit so I went down at night and sprayed it with silicone spray lubricant and saw the results the next day: Kids loving it, and a few wide eyes from the parents.

 

Aerows

(39,961 posts)
10. Now that is funny!
Mon Feb 29, 2016, 04:52 PM
Feb 2016

You prank like I do - harmless. My mother is godawful on April Fools day. You can expect one - it's like a Christmas tree on Christmas - by tradition, expect a prank.

kentauros

(29,414 posts)
4. I was in Band, so pranks were just part of that culture :D
Mon Feb 29, 2016, 03:44 PM
Feb 2016

One that I facilitated was by being the guy that brought tools to school. You know, for taking things apart. Such as removing mirrors from the bathrooms in the Field House (and sometimes removing the plumbing, too.) One of my friends helped me get the mirror off the wall in one piece, and then we kept it in the cabinet for the percussion section.

My other friends in band then took that mirror out on the lawn in front of the Field House during lunch (we had hour-long lunches right after band class) when they went to eat lunch. They also had a straight-sight view of the glass doors to the principals' offices. And since it was a bright, sunny day in the spring, they shone reflected sunlight right through that door, moving it away only when someone walked in or out. We found out later that they'd managed to burn out the a/c unit for their offices!


Now, the only memorable prank I ever pulled was in chemistry class. We had the epitome of the "absent-minded professor" for a teacher. He never really knew what we were doing during lab, even though we had instructions to follow. All too often it was all so easy that we did the experiments quickly and then were goofing off with the equipment, including having cork-wars with test-tubes over the Bunsen burners.

That led me to remember a little bit of physics, and I filled one test-tube with a little water, shoved a cork all the way down the tube until it touched the water, and then left it sideways on the flame-spreader over a still-lit burner (like I said, the guy never checked anything, even for safety!)

Most of us students knew what I'd done and said nothing as we went back to our seats for the rest of class. And then:

POP!
Crash!
"Who's back there?" the teacher asked and rushed back to the lab section as the rest of us tried to hold back our laughter

I think that's also the class where I got the magnesium strip. I know one of my classmates managed to walk off with a full roll of it (probably at least a pound worth!) I don't think our teacher was there the following year.

kentauros

(29,414 posts)
22. Well, the simple pranks we did in band
Mon Feb 29, 2016, 07:14 PM
Feb 2016

were to take the band-leaders batons and pencils and toss them up to the high ceiling, trying to get them stuck. I think we managed to get about a dozen of each stuck in the ceiling

Orrex

(63,172 posts)
5. In the late 80s, during my senior year of high school...
Mon Feb 29, 2016, 04:00 PM
Feb 2016

I switched the combination locks on a friend's locker and mine. He didn't know that I knew his combination, so he was baffled when he couldn't get in. A simple 3/8" wrench was all it took.

The maintenance guy insisted that he knew what the problem was--lockers packed too full of crap tended to jam--but that wasn't the issue here.

Of course, I acted as though my lock mysteriously wouldn't open, either.

We wound up in the office while they assigned us new lockers, and when I passed my old locker a few hours later, the maintenance guy was still working on it and trying to figure it out. For all I know, he's still there working on it.

Their best guess was that former students had returned to try their old lockers and somehow scrambled the tumblers. You'd think that an unprecedented mystery like this, with two locks simultaneously not working in exactly the same way, they'd try each other's combination.


But no.

 

Aerows

(39,961 posts)
8. Orrex
Mon Feb 29, 2016, 04:47 PM
Feb 2016

that was good!

Another prank I pulled was I took apart a calculator and arranged the numbers like they are on a phone. People don't realize things they are familiar with.

I did that to my mom (an accountant) during tax season.

It took her about 3 minutes to realize what was going on, but the cussing was so colorful it was a keeper! She burst out laughing just as badly as I did.

Don't think that I haven't been pranked just as badly. If you left your purse out, she would fill it with assorted shit like maxipads, tampons, salt and pepper shakers, ketchup packets until it was bursting so that when you got to the counter to pay for something, every damn thing on the planet popped out of your bag.

I got it honest.

benld74

(9,901 posts)
9. IT Pranks
Mon Feb 29, 2016, 04:50 PM
Feb 2016

1) OLD one - showered numerous people with punch card 'dots', thousands and thousands of them!
2) changed the ALL colors on a desk top screen. User DID NOT know what, or where he was inputting data
3) Sent out ludicrous email from desk top of individual who DID NOT LOCK their desk top upon leaving desk - per Security
4) Sent in letter to Computerworld, just to get a T-shirt about the local CIO. Then began to sweat upon seeing said CIO reading said story in a meeting. Did NOT recognize the story! Thanks Computerworld !!

 

Aerows

(39,961 posts)
13. Changed a particularly annoying homophobic collegues
Mon Feb 29, 2016, 04:59 PM
Feb 2016

traveling desktop to Ru Paul, all collars pink, and "It's raining men" as the sound when he logged in.

Don't piss off a sys admin.

Seriously, don't be a homophobe and piss off a lesbian sys admin.

csziggy

(34,131 posts)
16. Change the desktop picture to the Blue Screen of Death
Mon Feb 29, 2016, 05:31 PM
Feb 2016

That only works if the user has no icons on the desktop, though.

 

Aerows

(39,961 posts)
18. I actually had that one as my desktop and screen saver for a while
Mon Feb 29, 2016, 07:03 PM
Feb 2016

I keep a clear desktop, so it was amusing as hell to me!

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,596 posts)
12. The best one I heard of was done by a friend when he was in college:
Mon Feb 29, 2016, 04:54 PM
Feb 2016

One student was out of the dorm for a few days for some reason. While he was gone, some of the others made the door to his room disappear. It was recessed a bit into the wall, so they just put drywall over the recess, then taped and painted. When the guy got back to the dorm his room had vanished and there was nothing where the door had been but a blank wall. Seems like a lot of work but they must have thought it was worth it.

 

Aerows

(39,961 posts)
14. Oh, that's good
Mon Feb 29, 2016, 05:01 PM
Feb 2016

All you have to do to remove a door is unbolt it. Then drywalling over it?

Not much work at all, but the laughs? Priceless!

gratuitous

(82,849 posts)
17. One I was told about (wasn't me, wasn't there, can't prove anything)
Mon Feb 29, 2016, 05:34 PM
Feb 2016

There was an ongoing feud between the women’s end of the dorm floor and the men’s end. Various pranks were pulled on either side, but it came to a halt quite suddenly. One of the men in the dorm had custodial duties for his work study job, and had a key to storage closets. The men sneaked down to the women’s lavatory in the wee hours one morning, and adroitly removed all the dividing panels between the commodes, hiding them in the locked storage closet of the bathroom.

From the outside, all looked normal, but when you went into the stall, you could see everyone else at their morning sit-down (and they you). It effectively cut the bathroom capacity in half, because none of the women would sit directly next to each other. The women cried “Uncle,” and after a brief but stern talking-to from the head resident, the men retrieved the stall dividers from the storage closet and replaced them, and the Great Dorm Feud of 1973 was ended.

 

Aerows

(39,961 posts)
19. My mother told me
Mon Feb 29, 2016, 07:06 PM
Feb 2016

that she once hung up "falsies" in the window of a girl in college that was annoying her.

"Falsies" being fake breasts and a couple of huge bras to go with it. The girl's window could be clearly seen by the entire cafeteria.

My mom can be WRONG.

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,596 posts)
45. Another college friend stitched together a couple of bras
Mon Feb 29, 2016, 08:21 PM
Feb 2016

and produced one that had three cups. She threw it out a dorm window during a panty raid (they had them in those days; this was the '60s). The assembled crowd went silent....

Iggo

(47,534 posts)
25. We used this adhesive (Lock-Tight, it might have been called or something like that?)...
Mon Feb 29, 2016, 07:22 PM
Feb 2016

...to stick a quarter to the sidewalk in front of the house, then we'd sit on the porch and just laaaaaaaaaaaaugh!

I do believe beer and weed were involved.

 

Aerows

(39,961 posts)
28. That's pretty funny!
Mon Feb 29, 2016, 07:28 PM
Feb 2016

Fake one hundred dollar bill on a fish line is hours of entertainment.

kentauros

(29,414 posts)
27. My favorite office prank these days is also one of the simplest.
Mon Feb 29, 2016, 07:27 PM
Feb 2016

You can even do it to the same person more than once, so long as there's at least a few months' time between.

You know those little Post-It notes, like 2" x 2"? Put one on the bottom of the mouse, over the light and sensor. Mouse rendered ineffective without actually doing anything to any hardware or software.

People take forever to get it. Some never do

kentauros

(29,414 posts)
30. Thanks!
Mon Feb 29, 2016, 07:33 PM
Feb 2016

And I'm not sure how I came up with that one. I know I didn't see it used online. Probably more like being fascinated with how the optical mouse works, and then thinking, "It's interesting how the light and sensor makes this work. If it were interrupted, then it would stop working. Hey, that gives me an idea!"

 

Thor_MN

(11,843 posts)
52. Tape works as well, and is less obvious to a quick glance at the bottom.
Mon Feb 29, 2016, 10:32 PM
Feb 2016

We used to remove the ball out of mouses and stick them in the desk drawer, until optical mouses took over.

kentauros

(29,414 posts)
61. Clear tape will work?
Tue Mar 1, 2016, 07:54 AM
Mar 2016

I can't test it at home (and am not working at the moment) because I don't use a mouse. I suppose if someone hid my stylus...but that's one reason why you buy extras

kentauros

(29,414 posts)
31. Speaking of wireless mice and keyboards.
Mon Feb 29, 2016, 07:39 PM
Feb 2016

Here's one you can try that I just imagined, though I don't know if it'll work (I don't use any wireless peripherals at home.) Switch the keyboard and mouse transmitters between cubicles.

You'd probably have to do it strictly with cubes next to each other, but it should also work where you have four cubes grouped. That way, each cube can affect at least two other cubes at the same time, and so on. Should be fun to be in the area when they're all yelling "WTF is wrong with my computer?"

 

Aerows

(39,961 posts)
32. I repeatedly rebooted coworkers computers
Mon Feb 29, 2016, 07:47 PM
Feb 2016

before they caught on. It was especially effective to do it on a Monday morning .

nadine_mn

(3,702 posts)
39. We lived across the alley from my grandparents growing up
Mon Feb 29, 2016, 08:06 PM
Feb 2016

And when we would visit with our dog, sometimes he left a "present" - we always meant to pick it up on our way back home, but you know... we'd forget

So he went to the hardware store and bought a couple of those little flags that they use to mark gas lines and stuff, so when he came across a "gift" he would put a flag by it so we would clean it up.

One day we went to the hardware store and bought about 20 of those little flags and stuck them all over the yard...giggling the whole time. When he came out to see why we were laughing - he saw a yard full of little pink flags fluttering in the wind - then we told him one was for real and ran away

Ahpook

(2,749 posts)
41. Not mine
Mon Feb 29, 2016, 08:13 PM
Feb 2016

My brother is an electronics wiz. When we were kids he hooked up a CB handle to the TV. He could talk through the television speaker which terrified me.

He had a ball when The Exorcist aired one evening

trof

(54,256 posts)
42. trof becomes GOD (for a minute or so)
Mon Feb 29, 2016, 08:13 PM
Feb 2016

I was 'on duty' in a real estate office one Sunday.
Directly across the street was a tavern.
I watched a friend pull in and walk into the bar.
I gave him about five minutes and looked up the number for the bar.
The bartender answered.
"Murphy's."
"Do you see a guy with white hair and a flattop haircut at the bar?"
(This was several years ago.)
"Uh...yeah...?"
"I'm a friend. This is a prank. Would you just say "Frank? A call for you."
He did it!

"Hello?"
"Frank, this is GOD! I'm watching you!"
"WHO IS THIS! WHERE ARE YOU?!"
"You're in there drinking on the Sabbath. I'm watching you."
"Hold it. TROF? Is that you? WHERE ARE YOU? You bastard."
"I'm across the street. Saw you pull into the parking lot."
"Damn. I went fishing this morning and stopped in here for a burger and a beer on the way home. I've never been in this place before. How could ANYONE know I was here? You really had me going."

benld74

(9,901 posts)
44. Stapled Dixie cups together
Mon Feb 29, 2016, 08:20 PM
Feb 2016

All over room mates bed. At top of each cup. Then filled each cup with water.

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,596 posts)
46. Oh, I forgot this one!
Mon Feb 29, 2016, 08:24 PM
Feb 2016

Another friend snuck into cheating asshole boyfriend's dorm room. Sewed the flies shut on all his underpants.

trof

(54,256 posts)
47. My uncle was a practical joker:
Mon Feb 29, 2016, 08:32 PM
Feb 2016

He had an upside-down metal dish pan iced for his wife's birthday cake.
She couldn't cut it.


He had 100 one dollar bills made into a 'notepad' at the local printer's place.
He'd shop around town and peel off three or four of his 'notepad' bills to pay for things.
"Just made these up today."

Major Nikon

(36,818 posts)
53. Duct taped an open can of sardines underneath the desk drawer of a high school teacher
Mon Feb 29, 2016, 11:14 PM
Feb 2016

Did it on a Friday at the end of the day. By Monday the classroom was uninhabitable and it took them half a day to find it.

 

Aerows

(39,961 posts)
58. Brutal!
Mon Feb 29, 2016, 11:41 PM
Feb 2016

But freaking evilly perfect

My goodness the stink must have lingered in the air for DAYS!

SeattleVet

(5,477 posts)
55. Oh, my... a *lifetime* of them!
Mon Feb 29, 2016, 11:26 PM
Feb 2016

In an office setting, put cellophane tape over the flash button of a telephone, so when the person answered, it didn't actually pick up and make the connection; it just kept ringing or they would pick up to make a call and have no dial tone.

Moved the cubicle walls when someone was on vacation, reducing her cube to essentially the area of her desk.

Unspooled several reels of 9-track computer tapes into the manager's office while he was on vacation. Filled the room about 4 feet deep in loose tape.

Changed the IT security manager's account so that it required a 15-character, system generated password, with a 5 minute expiration time so he had to change it every time he tried to log in. He called us in a panic.

----------
In the Air Force, we 'found' a large metal sign that (originally) read "Central Enlisted Women's Dormitory"...a little cut-and-paste of some black construction paper changed 'Dormitory' into "Reformatory", and we had the sign propped up outside of our building for almost a month before it disappeared one day.

Took an electrolytic capacitor rated at 25 volts and hooked it into the 75 volt test points of a power supply, in reversed polarity. This p/s was near the bottom of the test station, under the work surface. Took about 10 minutes to go off...sounded like a .22 rifle, scared the crap out of the guy that was working at the station that night.

Someone made some ammonium iodide crystals (extremely unstable 'contact' explosive). Tiny crystals were scattered around the shop floor. As people walked on them, they went off (loud bang, puff of purple smoke - and done in quantities WAY too small to be harmful to anything).

Sent the 'new guy' on an all-night quest over to Supply to obtain a Metric Crescent Wrench and offset hammer. Supply was in on it and offered the guy a ride back to the shop...then "got a call" to go to the far end of the flight line, by the Alert area, where he was dropped off when he didn't have the proper badge to get into that area, and had to walk all the way back to the shop. (Wasn't too bad - it was early enough in the winter that is was just barely below zero!)

On the midnight shift we had a sort of permanent pinochle game. We'd roll a tool chest into the center of the room, so we could all monitor the test sets we were working on (they were somewhat automated, and sometimes only needed intervention every hour or so). One very serious player went to the rest room between hands, so we stacked the deck so he would wind up with double run, the best hand possible. On the last trick, his partner dropped the ace of trump, for a renege/forfeit. The guy came across the top of the tool rollaway after his partner. We restrained him and let him know that it had all been planned.

Super glue was relatively new, and we'd get it in 16-ounce bottles. Managed to get the combo to the shop chief's locker, so we took his coffee mug, filled it with water and attached it under the top shelf of the locker.

--------------

Was bicycling with my wife many years ago, and there was a LONG hill. She rode up, I rode part way then had to get off and started pushing the bike, and even that became a struggle. There were horse chestnut trees along the street, and it was the season. I picked up two, tucked them into my riding shorts. When she came back down to see if I was OK, I pulled up my shirt to show this big, double bulge just below my waist. She got *very* concerned, and I reached into my riding shorts and pulled out the two chestnuts. "I think my nuts fell out", I said as I held them out to her. She *still* hasn't gotten me back for that one, but I'm waiting...


THat's what I can think of 'on the fly'...I'm sure I will remember a lot more later!

 

Aerows

(39,961 posts)
59. You are too much!
Mon Feb 29, 2016, 11:50 PM
Feb 2016

I think the super gluing the coffee cup is one I need to add to my repertoire!

I am just smirking at the friends and family participating in this thread.

There are far too many ideas to leave around just sitting there .

sharp_stick

(14,400 posts)
64. My Grad Student Supervisor
Tue Mar 1, 2016, 12:21 PM
Mar 2016

was a well known technophobe. It took him a long time to trust computers for much of anything and when he finally did start using them the problems added up pretty quickly.

He also hated passwords so everything was always wide open.

One morning I was in before he was and I changed his screensaver to the Blue Screen of Death.

A while after he gets in we start hearing. "What the hell is the matter with this damned thing!". "Christ almighty these goddamned computers will be the death of me!"

We let him go for a little while before quietly fixing them. He started using passwords.

sharp_stick

(14,400 posts)
65. A friend of mine was once evicted
Tue Mar 1, 2016, 12:29 PM
Mar 2016

from a really good apartment because the landlord had a better offer on the apartment.

He had to get out and I offered to help him move. We spent all day, a hot July day, hauling his shit down the elevator to my pickup and to the new place. All day he's bitching and moaning about the asshole manager.

On the last run out we got into the elevator with the last couple of boxes. He told me to hit the elevator stop button. He climbed on a box, opened the access hatch to the roof of the elevator ( I always thought they locked those), reached into a bag and pulled out a 4 or 5 pound whole salmon. He chucked it onto the roof of the elevator, closed the hatch and told me we could go now.

I would have loved to see that elevator a couple of days later.

KentuckyWoman

(6,679 posts)
66. Sticker over the optical on a computer mouse.
Tue Mar 1, 2016, 12:50 PM
Mar 2016

make the sticker the same color as the bottom of the mouse if you can.

Back in the day I would open the mouse and take the ball out and set the ball someplace they were sure to find it.

Warning, don't do this to anyone with heart problems or such. It creates a good amount of agitation. Save it for a mean ass boss or someone you actually do not like in the office.

Pakhet

(520 posts)
67. About 30 years ago,
Wed Mar 2, 2016, 03:57 AM
Mar 2016

A co-worker and I bought a blowup doll, dressed it in lingerie my co-worker brought from home and set it in his chair for his birthday. He thought it was hilarious

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