I thought the Lord wanted to use me to show his power over animals

[packman]

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Well, the lion had a different God to answer to---

"A self-styled Christian prophet reportedly tried to prove himself by charging lions at Kruger National Park in South Africa, under the belief that God would intervene.

Instead of being prevented from attacking Alec Ndiwane, one of the lions tore a piece out of his rear end.

Ndiwane is expected to recover. "


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/christian-prophet-attacked-by-lions_us_56e26dc9e4b0860f99d89524

I tell you, from politicians to prophets, that there God is speaking in some strange tongues.

[hamsterjill]

1. Idiots amongst us.

Quite scary when you think about it.

[kairos12]

2. He is the Lying King.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. The lions were just doing what God intended them to do,

which is, eat meat. God wasn't about to disrupt the plan for one dumbass, whose ass is still dumb but a lot smaller. Mmmmm. Bacon.