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I have reluctantly taken steps to feel more secure in my home (Original Post) dixiegrrrrl Apr 2016 OP
you forgot a few "magazines" !! Locrian Apr 2016 #1
LOL!!!!! MADem Apr 2016 #2
A few rounds? passiveporcupine Apr 2016 #25
sure - donuts and beer - I'm buying! Locrian Apr 2016 #32
Is that donuts? AlbertCat Apr 2016 #48
Man, FIRST response gets the inaccuracies! Quick draw! nt 7962 Apr 2016 #45
i couldn't find a 9mm... Locrian Apr 2016 #3
hee hee...... dixiegrrrrl Apr 2016 #4
This one's better.... Spitfire of ATJ Apr 2016 #11
LMAO! Thanks, I needed that! CapnSteve Apr 2016 #5
If you want to protect you and your future lovd ones... eggplant Apr 2016 #6
Or as they say in the Islands... Fritz Walter Apr 2016 #13
Or... Baitball Blogger Apr 2016 #17
That was going to be my other choice! n/t eggplant Apr 2016 #20
That stuff is DEADLY!... Aristus Apr 2016 #46
There was a report of an accidental discharge while someone was cleaning his Magnum. Jerry442 Apr 2016 #22
mwuhahehahahahahahaha allan01 Apr 2016 #7
Much safer libodem Apr 2016 #8
" figure you are way less safe in a suicidal bender " What makes us less safe are our draconian jtuck004 Apr 2016 #18
sometimes you just have to go with the odds passiveporcupine Apr 2016 #26
"I have a 9mm and am NOT afraid to use it!" FailureToCommunicate Apr 2016 #9
Hilarious - thanks dixiegrrrrl! lastone Apr 2016 #10
ha ha ha ha ha greymouse Apr 2016 #12
*scoffingly* you don't know how the three shells work? MisterP Apr 2016 #14
Nice reference. eggplant Apr 2016 #21
"Ratburger, huh?" ProudToBeBlueInRhody Apr 2016 #40
A friend of mind named his chihuahua, Magnum Major Nikon Apr 2016 #15
Love it! Baitball Blogger Apr 2016 #16
You better keep these locked up and out of childrens reach! DrewFlorida Apr 2016 #19
To dixiegrrrrl and the subsequent posters... Marie Marie Apr 2016 #23
Glad it helped lighten the mood. dixiegrrrrl Apr 2016 #58
Excellent. You will be a lot safer now than if you had a gun. SunSeeker Apr 2016 #24
I wish I lived in a country where . . . DrBulldog Apr 2016 #27
And if someone broke into your house Elmer S. E. Dump Apr 2016 #35
I see you have given this a lot of thought. dixiegrrrrl Apr 2016 #43
Forgot about our deadly Shi Tsu! Elmer S. E. Dump Apr 2016 #65
DUZY!! thread lunatica Apr 2016 #28
Someone is posting Duzys again????? dixiegrrrrl Apr 2016 #29
Yes!!! lunatica Apr 2016 #30
You can find posts sometimes by word/phrase in the Google site search at top right of the page. dixiegrrrrl Apr 2016 #37
I logged on just now to say... hermetic Apr 2016 #31
I have to give you that one! Thanks for the laugh and the fun!! Elmer S. E. Dump Apr 2016 #33
That's a DUzy, dixiegrrrrl! Dont call me Shirley Apr 2016 #34
Thanks, that made my day n/t lordsummerisle Apr 2016 #36
I know the feeling matt819 Apr 2016 #38
Thanks for the laugh. montana_hazeleyes Apr 2016 #39
Typical of you liberals. 9mm? progressoid Apr 2016 #41
"Typical of you liberals. 9mm?" pablo_marmol Apr 2016 #53
Yeah, Atari cartridges would have been worth too much kentauros Apr 2016 #54
Well-aimed ink cartridges might do some damage........ pablo_marmol Apr 2016 #56
Might be easier with an eye-drop and an inkwell, in that case. kentauros Apr 2016 #59
For Home Invasions, You'll Want to Shoot Intruders...Include a Camera Bodych Apr 2016 #42
Shells are always handy ... JustABozoOnThisBus Apr 2016 #44
Excellent! Thespian2 Apr 2016 #47
Thanks dixiegrrrrl! Duval Apr 2016 #49
You need a nice Corinthian leather box for storage. braddy Apr 2016 #50
This message was self-deleted by its author IDemo Apr 2016 #51
Looks like the AlertMonster passed you by, dixiegrrrrl. pablo_marmol Apr 2016 #52
Seems like more than a few folks have no sense of humor even on Apr. 1 dixiegrrrrl Apr 2016 #55
Made me chuckle as well. pablo_marmol Apr 2016 #57
Lol Liberal_in_LA Apr 2016 #60
Good One! burrowowl Apr 2016 #61
You will be safe now. dchill Apr 2016 #62
Nothing wrong with defending your home with a firearm. Socal31 Apr 2016 #63
If I ever have firearms, I'll be calling the fire brigade. kentauros Apr 2016 #66
Dangerous firearm nikto Apr 2016 #64
Well done. (nt) Paladin Apr 2016 #67

Locrian

(4,522 posts)
1. you forgot a few "magazines" !!
Fri Apr 1, 2016, 11:51 AM
Apr 2016

I also have a few "rounds"

Doesn't always make me feel safer - but it doesn't hurt either....

Jerry442

(1,265 posts)
22. There was a report of an accidental discharge while someone was cleaning his Magnum.
Fri Apr 1, 2016, 03:24 PM
Apr 2016

Responding officers reported, "Ewwwwww!"

libodem

(19,288 posts)
8. Much safer
Fri Apr 1, 2016, 12:15 PM
Apr 2016

Than having an actual firearm in your home.

I figure you are way less safe in a suicidal bender with one of those around. And you better hope an intruder can't wrestle it out of your hands and use it on you instead, if you are the least bit squeemish about actually taking the life of another.

Nothing in my home is worth the life of another human being. Even a thief. Take it.

 

jtuck004

(15,882 posts)
18. " figure you are way less safe in a suicidal bender " What makes us less safe are our draconian
Fri Apr 1, 2016, 12:56 PM
Apr 2016

attitudes toward mental illness and dying, in that some would rather profit from it than fix it.

If we really gave a flying rat's ass about our neighbors, if we had modern laws and policies, humane ones, that gun would be far less of an issue, and not a cheap scapegoat which can be used to avoid the responsibility the rest of society walks away from. Just like we do the people.

Sometimes it's not just a thief of property. Sometimes they want more than you should give. This mom called 911 and asked for permission to shoot, while she and her baby hid in the bedroom, just a few days after her husband died of cancer, and she had seen these two miscreants at a sale in her yard.





A young Oklahoma mother shot and killed an intruder to protect her 3-month-old baby on New Year's Eve, less than a week after the baby's father died of cancer.

Sarah McKinley says that a week earlier a man named Justin Martin dropped by on the day of her husband's funeral, claiming that he was a neighbor who wanted to say hello. The 18-year-old Oklahoma City area woman did not let him into her home that day.

On New Year's Eve Martin returned with another man, Dustin Stewart, and this time was armed with a 12-inch hunting knife. The two soon began trying to break into McKinley's home.

As one of the men was going from door to door outside her home trying to gain entry, McKinley called 911 and grabbed her 12-gauge shotgun.
...


http://abcnews.go.com/US/okla-woman-shoots-kills-intruder911-operators-shoot/story?id=15285605

I don't offer that in opposition to what you suggest. You and I know that we could look up 100 cases of homicide, or accidental shootings, for every good shooting where someone defends their self or someone else. But a story like this one, for example, will have 100 times more impact than a plea to just "let them have your stuff - it's not worth it" or any of those other stories.

Because NO ONE thinks they will be the victim.They see themselves as the victor - so those other 100 cases just blow away in the breeze. One can ignore that basic fact of human behavior, but the response is likely to be weak and ineffective, with no change in the behavior they want, such as having less guns.

A union organizer once said "we want people who do things like us, not for us -". Too many people think they know a more moral way for someone to live, and are insistent on forcing it on them - regardless of whether from the right or left.

Neither really cares about the person, that's clear. Mostly just selfish and want things their way.

Then again, this is a country where being misguided might actually be rewarded with the office of the president, so maybe expecting people to focus on each other is a bit much.

passiveporcupine

(8,175 posts)
26. sometimes you just have to go with the odds
Fri Apr 1, 2016, 05:10 PM
Apr 2016

In this young woman's case, the odds were in her favor...but typically, they are not.

This time the gun was used to protect her and her child. The next 22 times, it might be used against her or her child.

I favor a big dog, personally. I'm surprised if she had the German Shepherd at that time that the two guys with only knives were willing to risk taking on a dog like that. The article does not mention a dog, so it was either outside, or she got it afterward. Even being outside, it had to be chained or fenced away from the house, in which case it was no protection except for barking. She may have lived in a secluded rural area with no close neighbors to call on. And that may also be why it took so long for a deputy to show up.



Marie Marie

(9,999 posts)
23. To dixiegrrrrl and the subsequent posters...
Fri Apr 1, 2016, 03:43 PM
Apr 2016
So many times, I miss coming to DU and getting my daily jollies (getting a little too nasty around here lately) and this post reminded me of just how funny so many of you are. Thanks - I needed this!

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)
58. Glad it helped lighten the mood.
Sat Apr 2, 2016, 01:45 AM
Apr 2016

I have to have a few groups on Ignore to make it thru the hotly contested primary season.

 

DrBulldog

(841 posts)
27. I wish I lived in a country where . . .
Fri Apr 1, 2016, 05:11 PM
Apr 2016

... a 9mm, a couple clips and a box of shells was represented ONLY by your picture.

 

Elmer S. E. Dump

(5,751 posts)
35. And if someone broke into your house
Fri Apr 1, 2016, 07:40 PM
Apr 2016

You'd confront them - first with the box of shells, because if they can't win the shell game they lose and have to leave. If they have better shells, well, you allow your new friends to take whatever they want, then hug them goodbye and wave as they walk out the door.

Now, the tough part of this is if the shells come out relatively equal. The decision of the judges of course is final, however there have been, if you will, "exceptions made". Use your imagination.

The clips will be, by rule, compared next. So much goes into this, it's hard to adequately explain it all to a layman.

If both the shells and the clips are deemed equivalent, the quality of the 9mm will be judged last.

The judges will judge the 9mm by the following criteria:

Size
Length
Girth
Weight
Shape
Color

The judges decisions WILL BE FINAL.

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)
43. I see you have given this a lot of thought.
Fri Apr 1, 2016, 09:29 PM
Apr 2016

Tis nice to hear the voice of experience....

If ll else fails, there is always the dog to help out.

lunatica

(53,410 posts)
30. Yes!!!
Fri Apr 1, 2016, 05:34 PM
Apr 2016

I think one was posted just within the last couple of months. Maybe someone can find it. I don't know how to look for it.

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)
37. You can find posts sometimes by word/phrase in the Google site search at top right of the page.
Fri Apr 1, 2016, 07:46 PM
Apr 2016

In this case. the search did not show anything....

matt819

(10,749 posts)
38. I know the feeling
Fri Apr 1, 2016, 08:35 PM
Apr 2016

I have a gun secure in a gun safe without the combo and no key. In the event it's needed, I guess I'll throw the safe at an intruder. Maybe you can just take it upon yourself to add sand and just throw the shells and sand.

progressoid

(49,999 posts)
41. Typical of you liberals. 9mm?
Fri Apr 1, 2016, 09:10 PM
Apr 2016

Why do you have to use the metric system? Jimmy Carter ain't president anymore you know!

Call it 0.354331 inches!

America. Fuck Yeah!



pablo_marmol

(2,375 posts)
53. "Typical of you liberals. 9mm?"
Sat Apr 2, 2016, 01:08 AM
Apr 2016

Actually, what was typically liberal about the post was the use of 'shells' rather than 'cartridges'.

pablo_marmol

(2,375 posts)
56. Well-aimed ink cartridges might do some damage........
Sat Apr 2, 2016, 01:43 AM
Apr 2016

........and mark the intruder for identification.

Response to dixiegrrrrl (Original post)

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)
55. Seems like more than a few folks have no sense of humor even on Apr. 1
Sat Apr 2, 2016, 01:42 AM
Apr 2016

I love Cows with Guns........funny as hell, to my mind.

to my rather warped mind, I admit.

Socal31

(2,484 posts)
63. Nothing wrong with defending your home with a firearm.
Sat Apr 2, 2016, 04:02 AM
Apr 2016

Pretending that is a mouth-breathing Republican position is obtuse at best.

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