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[Lasher]

1. So we can answer with anything but a picture?

[Son of Gob]

2. You know damn well I will only except pictures!

Incorrect. Beavers do not smell like barbells.

[Son of Gob]

3. Wait a minute

What the hell is that?

[Lasher]

4. It's a musical instrument, kinda like maracas.

Beavers smell like music.

[Son of Gob]

6. I will accept. Beavers do smell like music.

[Brother Buzz]

5. Depends on where they went for lunch

[Son of Gob]

7. Beavers do sometimes smell of Fish. Some might say reek.

[Broderick]

8. Only because of the water

[Son of Gob]

9. Canned tuna is also a correct answer

It's another variation of fish but I like that your thinking outside the box.

[Broderick]

10. Outside the box

Yet inside the can.

[Son of Gob]

11. It stays fresher in the can.

Box tuna can get quite ripe.

[Broderick]

12. I prefer the taste of warm tuna

We are talking about beaver though.

[Son of Gob]

13. I always rinse the tuna first, I don't trust the manufacturer

Oh yeah, beavers.

[Broderick]

14. Beaver tastes best

Lubricated and marinated in its own natural juices. Like tuna, best served warm.

[Son of Gob]

15. I usually just slather it in mayonnaise.

[Broderick]

16. Occasionally I bust a nut

Open and spread a few dollops of mayo with that for texture, of course.

[Son of Gob]

17. There is no tuna, like a mayonaisy nutty textured tuna.

With that I bid you adieu with the tuna chat. May your next tuna sandwich be warm and plentiful.

[Broderick]

18. This started as to what beaver smells like

And now I am hungry for some Joe's Crab Shack.

[Son of Gob]

19. Crabs are also an acceptable answer for especially dirty beavers.

But I cannot allow it, as it is not in picture form. You are deducted two points.

[Son of Gob]

20. Current Tally

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Here is the up to date scoreboard on the What does a Beaver smell like? scoresheet.

Lasher - 701
Brother Buzz - 701
Broderick - 696
Unionworks - 693
Joe Shlabotnik - 708

As we all know everyone starts at 700 points.

[Broderick]

21. Well, sometimes beavers smell like:

[Son of Gob]

22. The proximity of the Donkey to the Beaver could cause an overlap of smells.

I will accept, sometimes beavers do smell like ass.

+15 for creativity

[Broderick]

23. Because I want my two points back I enter this as a possibility:

Smelly cat

[Son of Gob]

25. I will accept Smelly cat and award you two points

However, as the cat pictured is on the toilet and lacks the opposable thumbs to flush, I will have to dock you 20 points.

[unionworks]

24. Not touching this Beaver

... with a ten foot pole!

[Son of Gob]

26. If pictured, a ten foot pole may have been an acceptable answer

But as it is not, you are docked 7 points.

[Joe Shlabotnik]

27. some mornings it may smell crispy and satistifying.

[IMG][/IMG]

[Son of Gob]

28. I've never smelled Napalm, but I always assumed it was beaverish

You are awarded 8 points.

[mikeytherat]

29. As stated musically in the 1990s, it smells like

mikey_the_rat

[Earth_First]

30. Is this GIECO commercial logic? n/t