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So a young man was ready
to go out on his first date with a girl from a very educated family. Knowing nothing he asked his older brother what to talk to her about. The older brother, having some knowledge of the family, said she will love to talk about three things: food, family, and philosophy. Armed with this knowledge the younger brother takes his new date out for dinner. That night the conversation:
Him: Well, do you like cabbage?
Her: No, not really.
Him: Do you have brother:
Her: No, I don't.
Him: Well, if you had a brother, would he like cabbage?
Gotta love philosophy, it will rescue you every time.
