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trof

(54,274 posts) Wed Apr 27, 2016, 12:35 PM Apr 2016

Celery: Nature's Toothbrush...for your colon.

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Celery: Nature's Toothbrush...for your colon. (Original Post) trof Apr 2016 OP

Alrighty then. Solly Mack Apr 2016 #1

Nice graphic n/t hibbing Apr 2016 #2

That's what got my attention. trof Apr 2016 #5

Ooh La la? Dyedinthewoolliberal Apr 2016 #3

And here I was just eating the damn things... Ron Obvious Apr 2016 #4

Brusha Brusha Brusha... trof Apr 2016 #6

Maybe just about... Ron Obvious Apr 2016 #8

YES! Thank you! trof Apr 2016 #9

I remember it from Grease: demmiblue Apr 2016 #10

My mother called broccoli "Nature's Broom". trof Apr 2016 #7

Kinda gives new meaning to 'Dust My Broom' by Elmore James GreydeeThos Apr 2016 #17

Ribbed for Xtra Pleasure? Thor_MN Apr 2016 #11

I have been eating my celery. Have I been putting it in the correct orifice? rurallib Apr 2016 #12

OK, somethings wrong here, my butt opens vertically not horizontally. A Simple Game Apr 2016 #13

Max Crumb, R Crumb's crazy brother, believed in flossing the colon, too Brother Buzz Apr 2016 #14

That explains the celeriass variety pinboy3niner Apr 2016 #15

this is just creepy..... So Far From Heaven Apr 2016 #16

And here I've been using it in the wrong end all along Major Nikon Apr 2016 #18

... Phentex Apr 2016 #19

just ate some! brusha brusha oldandhappy Apr 2016 #20

Solly Mack

(97,273 posts)

1. Alrighty then.

Reply to trof (Original post)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 01:20 PM

Apr 2016

hibbing

(10,609 posts)

2. Nice graphic n/t

Reply to trof (Original post)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 04:27 PM

Apr 2016

trof

(54,274 posts)

5. That's what got my attention.

Reply to hibbing (Reply #2)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 07:11 PM

Apr 2016

Dyedinthewoolliberal

(16,232 posts)

3. Ooh La la?

Reply to trof (Original post)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 06:44 PM

Apr 2016

I prefer an apple a day myself..........

Ron Obvious

(6,261 posts)

4. And here I was just eating the damn things...

Reply to trof (Original post)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 07:11 PM

Apr 2016

And enjoying myself a great deal less than the fellow in the picture. If only I'd thought this one through a bit more...

trof

(54,274 posts)

6. Brusha Brusha Brusha...

Reply to Ron Obvious (Reply #4)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 07:13 PM

Apr 2016

Are you old enough to remember that Ipana toothpaste jingle?

Ron Obvious

(6,261 posts)

8. Maybe just about...

Reply to trof (Reply #6)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 07:46 PM

Apr 2016

But I only moved to the US in 1980, and I don't recall seeing it before.

trof

(54,274 posts)

9. YES! Thank you!

Reply to Ron Obvious (Reply #8)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 07:51 PM

Apr 2016

demmiblue

(39,947 posts)

10. I remember it from Grease:

Reply to trof (Reply #6)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 07:58 PM

Apr 2016

trof

(54,274 posts)

7. My mother called broccoli "Nature's Broom".

Reply to trof (Original post)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 07:20 PM

Apr 2016

She always stressed the importance of 'roughage'.

GreydeeThos

(958 posts)

17. Kinda gives new meaning to 'Dust My Broom' by Elmore James

Reply to trof (Reply #7)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 06:38 AM

Apr 2016

Thor_MN

(11,843 posts)

11. Ribbed for Xtra Pleasure?

Reply to trof (Original post)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 08:19 PM

Apr 2016

Hmmm...

Seems to be enjoying Celery a little too much...

rurallib

(64,836 posts)

12. I have been eating my celery. Have I been putting it in the correct orifice?

Reply to trof (Original post)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 09:14 PM

Apr 2016

That graphic indicates I have been doing it wrong.

A Simple Game

(9,214 posts)

13. OK, somethings wrong here, my butt opens vertically not horizontally.

Reply to trof (Original post)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 09:17 PM

Apr 2016

No wonder I have constipation problems.

Brother Buzz

(40,444 posts)

14. Max Crumb, R Crumb's crazy brother, believed in flossing the colon, too

Reply to trof (Original post)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 11:11 PM

Apr 2016

Max would swallow a thirty foot strip of cloth until.....

Well, you get the picture....

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

15. That explains the celeriass variety

Reply to trof (Original post)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 11:29 PM

Apr 2016

So Far From Heaven

(354 posts)

16. this is just creepy.....

Reply to trof (Original post)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 11:59 PM

Apr 2016

I mean, look at his facial expression.

Major Nikon

(36,927 posts)

18. And here I've been using it in the wrong end all along

Reply to trof (Original post)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 07:53 AM

Apr 2016

Phentex

(16,755 posts)

19. ...

Reply to Major Nikon (Reply #18)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 08:44 AM

Apr 2016

oldandhappy

(6,719 posts)

20. just ate some! brusha brusha

Reply to trof (Original post)

Fri Apr 29, 2016, 02:19 PM

Apr 2016

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