Uh oh

[A HERETIC I AM]

I just threw a banana peel out the truck window and a cartoon car behind me slipped on it and crashed!



Then a piano fell on it.

A tragic morning on the highway in west Texas

[In_The_Wind]

1. Be careful out there!

[tk2kewl]

2. no joke...

once in the 80s i was walking on south street under the brooklyn bridge with a buddy... we saw some girl walking less than a block away go head over heels, get up, brush herself off and keep going. when we got to the spot there was a banana peel in the road

[Skittles]

3. I was in an elevator with a couple of young guys

I said to one of them, is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? He and his buddy cracked up (he really did have a banana hanging out of his pants pocket)

[lastlib]

4. Skittles, you are TOO funny!

(someone should kick your a--..........)

[Skittles]

6. I really got them howling

I said it in a very serious manner

[lastlib]

5. A few seconds later,...

...a paper-thin coyote floated across the highway. Suddenly a large box truck, driven at high speed by an unidentified bird, drove over the coyote. As the truck fled the scene, the bird was reported to have said (and I quote), "Mbeep-beep!"

Authorities are investigating.

[A HERETIC I AM]

8. Actually what happened next was....

I drove flat into a cliff face that some nefarious bastard had painted a tunnel on.

I got better

[lindysalsagal]

7. Look out for the cliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

f.

[A HERETIC I AM]

9. You mean the one with the Acme rocket kit nearby?

We're good