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Major Nikon

(36,925 posts) Tue May 10, 2016, 05:29 PM May 2016

Unsafe sex

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Unsafe sex (Original Post) Major Nikon May 2016 OP

I had a girlfriend gratuitous May 2016 #1

Could be riskier. Chan790 May 2016 #2

!!! rurallib May 2016 #3

Yes, I guess it was. Chan790 May 2016 #4

The thrill that at any moment you might get caught, or stuck, or trapped NightWatcher May 2016 #5

gratuitous

(82,849 posts)

1. I had a girlfriend

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Tue May 10, 2016, 05:34 PM

May 2016

"Unsafe sex" with her meant you didn't set the parking brake.

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Chan790

(20,176 posts)

2. Could be riskier.

Reply to gratuitous (Reply #1)

Tue May 10, 2016, 06:08 PM

May 2016

I dated a woman that decided that surprises were fun in bed...so she stabbed me in the buttocks with a nail-file in flagrante delecto hard enough to draw blood.

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rurallib

(64,607 posts)

3. !!!

Reply to Chan790 (Reply #2)

Tue May 10, 2016, 08:35 PM

May 2016

I mean it is funny, no?

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Chan790

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4. Yes, I guess it was.

Reply to rurallib (Reply #3)

Tue May 10, 2016, 09:04 PM

May 2016

I can laugh about it now.

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NightWatcher

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5. The thrill that at any moment you might get caught, or stuck, or trapped

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Tue May 10, 2016, 10:19 PM

May 2016

Come on baby and make me feel alive

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