Police Rescue Florida Woman Stuck in Giant Tree

[Kingofalldems]

https://twitter.com/_Flor1daWoman/status/730470373616177154

Story gives no clue as to how she got there.

[kay1864]

1. Isn't "Florida"...

redundant in these kind of news stories?

[Baitball Blogger]

2. Those damn banyon trees.

Grow so fast, this is what happens when they plant them near bus stops.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

3. This guy was waiting for a cable repair appointment

[NV Whino]

4. Doing her part to keep up with Florida Man.

[mackerel]

8. SNAP!!!!!!!!

[A Simple Game]

5. Be nice, everyone knows the best fruit is in the center. n/t

[Tommy_Carcetti]

6. Did she happen to see visions of a young Ned Stark while in there? nt

[Thor_MN]

7. It could have been a carnivorous tree.

They robbed it of its first meal in years.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

9. Was this before or after she crashed into the Waffle House drunk and without pants?