Florida Manliness Today

[struggle4progress]

Arts and Photography
Florida man arrested for using cell phone to record woman showering

Career
Florida man robs Uber driver, threatens to inject him with HIV
Florida man shoots leg before job interview
Florida man steals $1 in robbery

Collectibles
Florida man drags off coin-operated kiddie ride

Family Life
Florida man holds family hostage for 3 months
Florida man rams gas pump, abandons kids, flees scene

Food and Dining
Florida man kills brother over cheeseburger
Florida man trapped in a Winn-Dixie freed

Home
Florida man impersonates US senator to avoid paying home loan

Lifestyle
Florida man shoots self, doesn't notice for three days

Pets
Florida man attempts to steal python by placing it in his pants

Recreation
Florida man with 0.604 blood-alcohol denies drunken driving
Florida man tells police that his name is '(expletive) you'
Florida man lights shirt on fire in front of DMV
Florida man urinates in front of deputy

Romance and Relationships
Florida man accused of kissing delivery woman against her will

Vacation and Travel
Florida man jumps airport fence naked to 'go back to Cuba'

[rurallib]

1. those are some classic headlines!

[jmowreader]

2. And because we all need a good laugh now and again...

[denbot]

3. My wife and I visited Florida a week ago.

Once a year she takes her vacation and rides along with me in my Big Rig. This last time we were hoping for up state NY, but we were routed to FLA.

While I really like making fun of F-Man, I gotta admit I always have a good time in Florida. Though I see a lot of really redneck bumper stickers there, and occasionally overhear someone saying stupid shit, I have always ran in to really fun and friendly people. As a matter of fact I've yet to have anyone be rude to me on maybe half a dozen visits there in the last few years.

To you Floridians

[Fla Dem]

4. The coastal areas aren't too bad, lots of transplants, but interior Fl is a whole nutter story.

back at ya! Transplanted nor'easterner.

[baldguy]

5. Florida Man has been very busy.