Tell us how! What 4 words would ruin a first date - post them here!

[LynneSin]

'I'm voting for Trump'
'It's just a coldsore'
'My diaper needs changing'

List your 4 words that could ruin any first date!

[Myrina]

1. "Isn't my wife pretty?" "The conviction was overturned" "Can we pray first?"

"I'm glad you're average"

"We're taking the bus"

"You're paying for dinner"



.....

[sakabatou]

2. 4Kids does great dubbing.

[noneko]

60. Gods No. I'd dump your ass in a hot second.

[sakabatou]

61. XD

[frogmarch]

3. Mr. froggy said to me 50+ years ago...

“What I like most about you is that there’s nothing fancy about you. You’re just plain ol’ Eleanor.”

I married him anyway. It’ll be 51 years this August.

Hardly a day goes by that we don't tell each other, "I love you, though."

[pinboy3niner]

4. "I'll have boiled rabbit"

[sarge43]

5. Or "More chianti, my dear?" n/t

[LynneSin]

6. 'Pass the Fava Beans'

[pinboy3niner]

7. "Quid pro quo, Clarice"

[pinboy3niner]

8. "Hi, I'm Abby Normal"

[Blue Dalek]

9. You voted for Cruz?!!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. "Thought you'd be prettier."

"Wanna see my basement?"
"It's not that contagious."
"I like your tits."

[pinboy3niner]

11. "Heard the Good Word?"

[mahatmakanejeeves]

12. Are you a cop?

I'd better elaborate. I do not mean this to be disrespectful of police. What I mean is, the person wants to know if his "date" is working on the vice squad undercover.

Better?

[pinboy3niner]

13. "Hi, I'm Ann Coulter"

[Texasgal]

14. We're going to mcdonalds! N/T

[pinboy3niner]

15. Sounds like my kind of girl

Not that I'm cheap, but I don't mind a Double Cheeseburger (off the dollar menu) and a good McD's senior coffee now and then. For a date, though, I'd go more upscale. Quarter Pounder, at least.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

16. You gonna eat that?

[Still Blue in PDX]

21. You made me LOL, there. nt

[Bucky]

33. Isn't that for the ending of a successful date?

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

35. It's all about the context.

[Major Nikon]

40. I took my wife to an all inclusive resort in the Poconos

It was a very nice couples type place where they paired strangers up at mealtime in tables of 4. We were paired up with a couple from Brooklyn. They gave us way too much food, so by the time the steak arrived my wife only ate a few bites. The guy from Booklyn says, "you gonna eat that?".

[pinboy3niner]

17. Wanna lick your cat?

[sharp_stick]

18. Does this look infected?

Do you do anal?

[Mendocino]

19. Mother isn't herself tonight.

Do you like gerbils?

I don't use toiletpaper.

Is your mom hot?

[Laura PourMeADrink]

20. Pee'ed my bed til 7

Five words, but what my husband told me on our first date. I immediately
thought - wow, what an honest person...

[Bucky]

32. it'd be clearer if you said 7pm

I'm not sure if "7pm" counts as one word tho

[cliffordu]

22. Don't you LOVE CANDYCRUSH?

[Recursion]

23. You've heard of "Amway"? (nt)

[LynneSin]

26. You've heard about Jesus

I win

[Recursion]

24. I've got Nickelback tickets (nt)

[denbot]

25. ooOOOoo..

We may have winage..

[malthaussen]

27. Actually, you nailed it with your first one.

Exactly the line I was thinking.

Let's see... "I hate Led Zep?"

-- Mal

[LynneSin]

29. I've given up on a first date for those 4 words

Ages ago but seriously, for someone to say they hate Led Zeppelin just isn't going to fit into my life. I don't expect the guy to be crazy about LZ like I am but one needs an appreciation of the music.

[Coventina]

28. Hope you like mimes!

Fun thread!!

[LynneSin]

30. My Career Goals - Miming

[Bucky]

31. Get the tab, babe

(this also works if you capitalize the word tab)

[HughBeaumont]

34. Armpits are my kink.

I drink grape jelly.
War is a racket.
My fingers go deep.
Bleed in this bag.
That waitress is HAWT.
Uncle Ped has mantits.
Yep . . . THAT was me!
Excuse all the spiders.
I collect rodent heads.
NEED SERVICE NOW, FUCKERS!!
Let's talk Friedrich Hayek.
Deodorant is overrated, yes?
Sorry, that ain't salt.
Reacharound is fair play.

[LiberalEsto]

36. My scabies is itching nt

[flying_wahini]

37. Jesus loves you, anyway.

n/t

[Shemp Howard]

38. I miss my ex.

[Major Nikon]

39. It hurts to pee

[SCantiGOP]

73. OR:

I'm feeling the burn.

[Yavin4]

41. I love Justin Beiber

The only people who could possibly love him are far too young to date.

[Major Nikon]

42. You like clown sex?

[Major Nikon]

43. Oh, fuck the paperwork

[Major Nikon]

44. How bout those hands?

[Major Nikon]

45. Texting you dick pix

[Major Nikon]

46. Quick, hold my beer!

[Major Nikon]

47. Show me your _____

[Major Nikon]

48. Your sister is hot

[pressbox69]

49. Ever go coffin surfing?

Say it in Klingon.

[SwankyXomb]

50. "I'm no longer contagious!"

[Art_from_Ark]

82. "You and me, bouncy-bouncy!"

[BarbaRosa]

51. HUMMA, HUMMA, HUMMA, SLURP.

[WinkyDink]

52. "Your friend is hot." "Lend me a twenty."

[DawgHouse]

53. I'm on work release.

[Jamaal510]

54. "I don't like Geminis".

[whistler162]

55. Can my Mom come?

[miyazaki]

56. 'It's just too big'.

[shenmue]

57. I've got to pee

[hay rick]

58. Pull my finger.

Yes, I can count. No, I don't do essay questions.

[Ilsa]

59. "Just ignore this rash." nt

[Turin_C3PO]

62. I like eating poop.

My cyst needs sucking.

My mother tasted wonderful.

You look like tuberculosis.


*Damn, I'm such a weirdo!!*

[Brother Joe Observes]

63. "We should go Dutch"

[Initech]

64. Belly Dive Regional Champion

[Initech]

65. "My mom drove me!"

[Initech]

66. Favorite Movie: The Purge

[LynneSin]

69. My fav - Human Centipede

You now seem normal

[sarge43]

77. Se7en or Angel Heart

[Kaleva]

67. Your thoughts on threesomes?

[mackerel]

68. "We need to talk"

Actually that might be the 3rd or 4th date

[kwassa]

70. I just broke up.

[Wounded Bear]

71. Wow, are those real?

[mike in raleigh]

72. Want a Cleveland Steamer?

[MowCowWhoHow III]

74. Get in the trunk

[hunter]

75. "Wanna see my guns?"

No.

[LeftishBrit]

76. 'Hide! There's my wife!'

[lame54]

78. "You got this, right?"

[IcyPeas]

79. Let's watch Duck Dynasty ... nt

[clarice]

80. Do you like Nickle Back?

[clarice]

81. My major? animal husbandry. nt