Have you ever wanted to lick your cat?

[NightWatcher]

Well, now you can groom you cat the creepy new way.

[lunatica]

1. Why dis hooman need pacifier?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Cat says to self:

"Why hooman have no spit on he tongue?"

[Kaleva]

3. Sold in upscale sex shops everywhere.

[Paulie]

4. Has one positive aspect

Unlikely to get a hair ball or twenty.

[denbot]

5. I don't know about my cat, but that would make me uncomfortable.

And I'm sure neither one of us would be able to look each other in the eye the next day.

[GreydeeThos]

6. No