Tips for surviving a death attack...

[MrScorpio]

[intrepidity]

1. Oh. I thought all we had to say to him was "Not today."

that doesn't work?

[Oneironaut]

11. Not to Meryn Fookin'-Trant, unfortunately.

[intrepidity]

12. I'm not so sure about that

I still expect that Syrio's story has not been fully told. I kept expecting Jacquen to morph into him. Maybe I missed something.

[Oneironaut]

13. I think you may be right.

Here's one thing I've always wondered, though - Can we be sure that Arya is seeing only two "entities" (the waif and Jaqen)? What if it's really a bunch of people using the same face? What if nobody actually exists there, and Jaqen and the Waif are both avatars of the Many Faced God? What if the MFG took a liking to Arya when she was a little girl, and Syrio was just more trickery to groom a new champion? What if the MFG isn't real, and the temple of black and white is something totally different?

Furthermore, how the heck did dead Jaqen have Arya's face?

It's an awesome, complex storyline.

[sarge43]

2. If you believe in reincarnation,

you can say, "Oh damnit, you again?"

[47of74]

3. LOL

[lunatica]

8. LOL!

Or, inversely, if you're having a bad life just say, "What the fuck took you so long?!"

[Iggo]

4. Sound advice!

[Aristus]

5. I've been told a good round of chess will do the trick, too.

[a la izquierda]

6. One of my favorites. Nt

[aidbo]

7. Death - "Best two-out-of-three!"

Bill & Ted "No Way!"
Death (ominously) - "Yes way."

[MrScorpio]

9. "We must make an idol of our fear."

[Oneironaut]

10. Use hax?

[lastlib]

14. When zombies want to get really good brains....

...do they go to Mensa meetings??

[MrScorpio]

15. I'll bet you bottom dollar that they'll never attack an RNC nt

[lastlib]

16. nah, that'd be cannibalism.....

...eating their own kind........

[Xipe Totec]

21. They go to a restaurant that sells good cabrito.

:large

[jmowreader]

17. "But I didn't even eat the mousse!"

[Solly Mack]

18. lolololol

I don't know why but that tickled me silly.

[GreydeeThos]

19. Drink heavily - Death hates drunks

[trof]

20. That's what I'm counting on.

Not 'drunk', but just well lubricated.