Surgeons do amazing things

[IronLionZion]

Subject: Surgeons

Three Toronto surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed..

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Ontario. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident; i reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.

The second surgeon said.. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident; I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold Medal in track and field events in the Olympics.

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs”. Several years ago a man was high on cocaine and marijuana and he rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the man's blonde hair and the Horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now he's running for President of the U.S.A!"

http://theawesomedaily.com/21-things-that-look-exactly-like-donald-trump/

[Wounded Bear]

1. K & R ......that's funny!

[Major Nikon]

2. Trump's proctologist made him a perfect asshole

[Oldtimeralso]

4. I thought that Trump's proctologist

was on constant standby. in case the donald needs brain surgery.

[vlakitti]

3. Yay and Yay and Yay!