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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsSurgeons do amazing things
Subject: Surgeons
Three Toronto surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed..
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Ontario. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident; i reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.
The second surgeon said.. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident; I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold Medal in track and field events in the Olympics.
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a man was high on cocaine and marijuana and he rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the man's blonde hair and the Horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now he's running for President of the U.S.A!"
http://theawesomedaily.com/21-things-that-look-exactly-like-donald-trump/
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Surgeons do amazing things (Original Post)
IronLionZion
Jun 2016
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Wounded Bear
(58,743 posts)1. K & R ......that's funny!
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)2. Trump's proctologist made him a perfect asshole
Oldtimeralso
(1,938 posts)4. I thought that Trump's proctologist
was on constant standby. in case the donald needs brain surgery.
vlakitti
(401 posts)3. Yay and Yay and Yay!