Florida man buried his boss in dirt using a front-end loader, police say

[bluedigger]

A Florida man buried his boss nearly waist-deep in dirt during an argument at a construction site that ended in serious injuries, according to police.

Erick Cox, 32, was arrested for aggravated assault on Wednesday. Cox, who goes by the nickname "Pork Chop," was released from Volusia County jail on a $5,000 bond, the Orlando Sentinel reported.

"He ran him over and covered him up with dirt! Send somebody out there, please," a 911 caller told a dispatcher, WESH-TV reported.

A Volusia County Sheriff's deputy responded to a call about a fight on Wednesday morning at Debary construction site. A witness told the deputy he saw Cox dump dirt onto the site supervisor, "which pinned him to the ground," according to an incident report.

http://www.cortezjournal.com/article/20160604/AP/306049905/Florida-man-buried-his-boss-in-dirt-using-a-front-end-loader-police-say

Now I know why my old boss never let me run the back hoe.

But, seriously, a cubic meter of dirt weighs about a ton. Don't do that to someone.

[A Little Weird]

1. Pork chop

Do you suppose the police had to grill him for details?

[Major Nikon]

4. He's looking at serious reporkussions

[pinboy3niner]

8. He called in his lawyers--Tenderloin, Bacon & Butt

They have a smokin' reputation.

[Orrex]

12. They're a cut above the rest

[LiberalEsto]

15. I still think he's gonna fry for this nt

[Baitball Blogger]

16. Heard they were seasoned sowlicitors.

[pinboy3niner]

24. They're Grade A Prime and very trichy

[Baitball Blogger]

25. They're so arrogant their motto is Go Sooie Me.

[geardaddy]

28. They'll get him out of truffle soon enough.

[Xipe Totec]

20. The atmosphere is cracklings with suspense nt

[KamaAina]

22. They'll be living high on the hog

[pinboy3niner]

33. I shoulder known

[Kaleva]

2. Proof as to why strict gun control cannot work

People will just resort to using a front-end loader. In most states, you don't need a license to drive one and there is no background check.

[Arazi]

5. Am I a bad person that this made me laugh?

I'm thinking Pork Chop's been fired

[Baitball Blogger]

17. Are you kidding? He'll probably get his own reality t.v. show.

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

18. Exactly

And besides... you can reload anywhere there's dirt or gravel.

[madinmaryland]

23. Now if the boss had had access to a front-end loader...

[Major Nikon]

3. His boss should have left him aloin

[pinboy3niner]

6. Pork Chop said he acted alone because his co-workers were chicken

[Hassin Bin Sober]

7. Don't piss off a guy named "Porkchop" and then give him keys to a front loader.

Everyone in construction knows this.

Oh my, the story is much worse. He buried him, ran him over and brained him with an aluminum level.

[Special Prosciuto]

9. I've had labor/management disputes that called for neither heavy equipment nor live burial.

Eric 'Pork Chop' Cox should not use that 'nick' on his next job application.

[Initech]

10. This is just like Cold Case Files! This is just like Cold Case Files!!!

[Kaleva]

11. Florida is a "Bury your boss in the ground" state.

[Enrique]

29. lol

[Islandurp]

13. He also beat him unconscious with an aluminum level.

Daaaamn

[kwassa]

21. But is he on the level now?

[awoke_in_2003]

14. This is the time to admit...

that my wife has nicknamed me Pork Chop.

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

19. No worries...my wife has called me worse.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

27. Mine is Rotten.

[awoke_in_2003]

30. I took a second semester Spanish class

The professor asked if we had Spanish names in the first. I said no. There is no Spanish equivalent of Owen. Somehow it came out that my wife was Mex Am. He asked what she called me. I said "nothing I'd say in class". He said "come one, tell us." I jokingly said "Pendejo". Guess what my second semester Spanish name was

[pinboy3niner]

31. ROFL!

[Adsos Letter]

26. Someone has posted a parody Facebook page for him.

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100012366459051&sk=photos

"My last boss mysteriously disappeared, so I'm currently unemployed. Please consider me for work."

Ah, the internets...

[pinboy3niner]

32. Creative take on the orphan defense, lol

[pinboy3niner]

34. Personally, I prefer burying my boss with a backhoe

But to each his own. I don't judge.