IT'S TIME TO MAKE AMERICA MASTERBATE AGAIN

[LynneSin]

[herding cats]

1. Best headline EVER!

You have a real future in click bait headlines. You're gonna be rich!

[trueblue2007]

2. OH yuck.

[progressoid]

3. small hands?

[hibbing]

4. Longview n/t

[kentauros]

5. Beware of Fappy the Dolphin!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. When did we stop?

[Tom Kitten]

7. You Can Count On Us!

(real company!) - We Make Power You Can Rely Upon!



I wonder if they still make models with hand cranks?

[Major Nikon]

11. Don't do it

[NewJeffCT]

8. Only if you are

master of your domain.

[Major Nikon]

9. No sex threads in the Lounge!

[pinboy3niner]

10. Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

[geardaddy]

12. Dupe-ish

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018872234

[LynneSin]

14. If a person can't say the word then it doesn't count (and one shouldn't do it)

so mine is ORIGINAL!

[Iggo]

13. ...and again...

...and again...

[trof]

15. Is that like mastUrbate?

If so, I'm in.

[Initech]

16. Make America Defecate Again!!!

[rug]

17. It leads to a rapid loss of spelling skills.

[MuttLikeMe]

18. That should be on a t-shirt

[Kaleva]

19. rub one out for the Gipper

[clarice]

20. Come on !!! everyone do it at the same time...1...2...3...GO!!nt

[Xipe Totec]

21. Macerate and Masticate nt