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packman

(16,296 posts) Thu Jun 9, 2016, 11:06 AM Jun 2016

A Higgs Boson walks into a church

The priest says “we don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here”. The Higgs Boson then replies “but without me, how could you have mass?”

What's a matta with you, you don't like puns?

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church (Original Post) packman Jun 2016 OP

You've got puns... pinboy3niner Jun 2016 #1

I always thought it would be cool to be one so you could have one of those neat whistles Major Nikon Jun 2016 #2

lol TeamPooka Jun 2016 #3

A string walks into bar MosheFeingold Jun 2016 #4

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

1. You've got puns...

Reply to packman (Original post)

Thu Jun 9, 2016, 11:10 AM

Jun 2016

I HATE puns!

Major Nikon

(36,827 posts)

2. I always thought it would be cool to be one so you could have one of those neat whistles

Reply to packman (Original post)

Thu Jun 9, 2016, 01:09 PM

Jun 2016

TeamPooka

(24,225 posts)

3. lol

Reply to packman (Original post)

Thu Jun 9, 2016, 02:32 PM

Jun 2016

MosheFeingold

(3,051 posts)

4. A string walks into bar

Reply to packman (Original post)

Thu Jun 9, 2016, 03:59 PM

Jun 2016

The bartender looks at him and says "Hey, we don't serve strings here! Get OUT!"

The string went out. Then he twisted himself around a couple of time, messed up his hair and walked back in.

The bartender looked at him and yelled "Hey, I don't you we don't serve strings here."

"String?!" said the string with great umbrage, "I'm a frayed not!"

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