Women in boner pill ads never carry purses.

[lindysalsagal]

Discuss.

[kentauros]

1. I wonder

if they get reimpursed after they finish making the ad...

[Chan790]

2. As far as I can tell...

people in boner pill ads never have sex either...they just sit in matching side-by-side bathtubs and hold hands.

[Major Nikon]

4. It's kinda like how people in beer and booze ads never drink

[Codeine]

18. "Just hang on a sec. . . it'll kick in, I swear." nt

[Warren DeMontague]

20. After dragging those fucking bathtubs down to the beach, who has energy to do

Anything else?

[Kaleva]

3. They are actually 'soak your ass in a tub out in a field somewhere' pills.

[Paladin]

5. And have you noticed: None of the guys in those ads are clean-shaven?

Some of them have beards, some have stubble, but no clean-faced men. What's that all about?

[Throd]

6. A nod to (supposed) verility?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. They have used up all their testosterone growing facial hair

and that's why they need boner pills.

[Panich52]

8. "Why pause to take a pill?"

Cialis ads really piss me off. Like, maybe, pause to get a condom, you idiot.

[gratuitous]

9. "or find a bathroom"

That mystifies me. Does one need to find a bathroom for . . . what? To take the Cialis? Deal with the result of taking the Cialis (bathrooms aren't really romantic interlude kind of places)? I'm not sure what the good people who bring Cialis to society mean by that.

[dawg]

15. That one is supposed to help you with too-frequent urination as well.

Older guy problems. I'm not there yet, but it probably won't be long.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

23. There's a technical term for it....WSP.

That means "Watermelon-sized prostate".



Gawd, I amuse myself so much.

[nilesobek]

10. In those ads...why are the lights on so bright at night and the drapes wide open in a giant city?

[Aristus]

11. I never noticed that. I look at the women in boner pill ads a lot.

I mean, a LOT. Like, looking right at them and stuff.


Never noticed the lack of purses...

Looking at those ads just makes me realize I don't need what they're selling...

[In_The_Wind]

14. ...

http://www.danastarr.net/#!How-I-Nailed-My-Viagra-Audition/c1rfl/56903b1c0cf21dc8b1930ebf

[Aristus]

17. Don't get me wrong; Kristen Scott-Thomas is hot.

But I was kind of hoping for one of the Viagra ladies. The African-American woman. Or the one with the British accent. I'm not picky...

[Madam Mossfern]

12. I tell my husband in when those ads come on

and he sits there (unknowingly) open mouthed looking at the Viagra models, that she doesn't come with the prescription. Why do all the men in those ads have younger female partners?

[Aerows]

13. I don't carry a purse

and never have. It's what nicely tailored cargo pants were invented for.

I have eight pockets to store all of my things in, and I carry a lot of crap around.

Hell, people tend to hand me shit to stow away in my pockets when shopping. (not shoplifting, things like hold my keys, here are my sunglasses, can you hold my cellphone)

I'm a pretty handy person to have around, I guess.

[kentauros]

22. I like lots of pockets, too.

Have you ever looked at what Duluth Trading has to offer? I have some of their work pants, and love the pocket-flap design, where it's got velcro to hold it flat on the inside of the pocket (like when you're carrying tools or gloves and need the flap out of the way.) They're great pockets for gadgets

[lindysalsagal]

19. The men all gaze into the women's eyes

Do they have a pill for that?

[Initech]

21. And every boner pill as also features someone golfing.

I saw a Viagra ad one time where the caption says "See our ad in Golf Magazine." What are they trying to tell us? That all male golfers suffer from erectile dysfunction?

[Manifestor_of_Light]

24. Something else I noticed about those ads:

They used to have women wearing wedding bands. The men either didn't wear wedding bands, or you couldn't see their hands so you could tell.

Now they started making commercials where both parties have on a wedding band.

Interesting sociological observation.

I still have not figured out how you can get horny folding laundry. Or being at a concert in a public place. Shaking my head.