*Jury Duty* - REALLY, now?!1 This does not bode well. n/t

[UTUSN]

[hlthe2b]

1. Were we all assigned a crystal ball and I missed out?

[ohnoyoudidnt]

2. Are you sure?

Maybe FedEx hid it in your bushes.

[ohnoyoudidnt]

3. Threaten to nullufy the jury.

Not in those exact words. When they ask you about judging the case by the law. Say something about Jim Crow laws and that if you were on a jury back then you would have had to vote your conscience.

[In_The_Wind]

4. I slept right on thru it ...

[Habibi]

5. What is the problem?

I found (grand) jury duty fascinating. If it doesn't present a hardship for you, do it gladly. It's a privilege.