What's your favorite line from Sleeper?

[red dog 1]

Pass the celery.

[Va Lefty]

1. Funny movie...

Luna: I'm great physically. I got a Ph.D. in oral sex.
Miles:Yeah, they make you take any Spanish with that?

[red dog 1]

2. Great line!

[Orrex]

3. "But they ate organic rice!"

[lunatica]

4. It had to be a line about the Orgazmatron

Although I can't think of a line right now.

[red dog 1]

13. Was it this one?

LUNA: "I think we should have had sex, but there weren't enough people."

Later on, Woody tries to hide from the police by going into the Orgazmatron, but the bells & whistles it emits gives him away
When they pull him out, he has a stupid smile on his face.

[lunatica]

14. then as they grab him to take him away he hugs the Orgazmatron right?

I should watch that movie again.

[red dog 1]

15. Yeah, I need to see it again too.

[Number9Dream]

5. "Not my brain, that's my second favorite organ."

[red dog 1]

12. Great line!

[geardaddy]

6. This stuff tastes awful. I could make a fortune selling it in my health food store.

Here's another exchange that I love:

Luna Schlosser: "Regis - register commies, not guns." What's that mean?

Miles Monroe: What?

Luna Schlosser: "Register commies, not guns."

Miles Monroe: Oh, he was probably a member of the National Rifle Association. There was a group that helped criminals get guns so they could shoot citizens. It was a public service.

[red dog 1]

11. Great jab at the NRA!

I'd forgotten that line.

[lame54]

7. 'That's a big chicken."

[red dog 1]

9. Good one!

[gratuitous]

8. "It's a 200 year old Volkswagen"

And it starts right up.

[red dog 1]

10. Yes!

I've had many Volkswagens, and that joke rings true.