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(11,928 posts)k & r
MarianJack
(10,237 posts)...a fundie!
PEACE!
elias7
(4,229 posts)Warpy
(114,682 posts)I had one just like him.
I does feel like the sun is crashing down on the southwest. It's brutally hot.
Hekate
(100,133 posts)Cassiopeia
(2,603 posts)Selling the outrageous is a talent.
pokerfan
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1monster
(11,045 posts)And when you think about it, Calvin's dad got the son he deserved. They are a perfect match.
sl8
(17,147 posts)
UTUSN
(77,795 posts)keithbvadu2
(40,915 posts)leeroysphitz
(10,462 posts)nuxvomica
(14,221 posts)The whole family would pile into our wood-paneled station wagon and Dad would just drive us around pointing out things. I noticed that we were always surrounded by mountains and once asked Dad what was on the other side of those mountains. "Posioned tomatoes" he told me. The mountains were there to protect us from poison tomatoes. I don't really believe it now, of course, but till this day I still sort of believe it a little. Note that children don't understand sarcasm until the age of 7.
packman
(16,296 posts)I remember telling my granddaughter about the origins of hair shampoo. An island why off in the east has a strange animal called Shams that do nothing but hang in trees and eat leaves all day. Then at night they poo and poo and poo. Natives gather up this poo and mix it with the milk of their native cows to produce sham-poo cream . Once a year big ships come and fill up their tanks with the Sham-poo and take it to New York where they bottle it for hair cleaning.
I won't go into the story I told her about where baby oil came from.
After awhile, my granddaughter would look at me skeptically and ask her grandmaw, "Is that true, Grammy?"
Good times.
OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)capers were NOT rooster balls.
Thanks Dad.
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