Florida Man Steals Van so He Can Drive to Waffle House

[Kingofalldems]

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/crime-law/police-florida-man-steals-van-take-waffle-house/nrn5j/?ecmp=pbp_social_twitter_2015_sfp

[Aristus]

1. That's the most Florida sentence ever written.

n/t

[liberal N proud]

2. That took me a second, but you you are probably right

[LiberalEsto]

3. I vehemently disagree!

The most Florida headline would be


NAKED Florida Man Steals Van so He Can Drive to Waffle House

[PufPuf23]

7. NAKED Florida Man Steals Van so He Can Drive to Waffle House for his cousins' wedding. eom

[hibbing]

4. smothered and covered n/t

[OriginalGeek]

5. we do love our Waffle Houses

the funny thing is I usually get an omelette. Hardly ever get waffles.


I have been naked inside a Waffle House.






restroom.





with the door locked.






looooong road trip. Some stuff needed cleaning.

[Rhiannon12866]

9. Me, too! And by that, I meant I usually get the omelette, LOL

[Baitball Blogger]

6. Must be part of the property rights movement.

I'm sure he'll find more than one Florida lawyer willing to defend his position.

[csziggy]

8. How else was he going to get there? Crestview is too small to have taxis or Uber

And he probably wanted to go to the Waffle House all the way south of the interstate - that's the one near the truck stop. That's way too far to walk in this heat!