Welcome to DU!
The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards.
Join the community:
Create a free account
Support DU (and get rid of ads!):
Become a Star Member
Latest Breaking News
General Discussion
The DU Lounge
All Forums
Issue Forums
Culture Forums
Alliance Forums
Region Forums
Support Forums
Help & Search
How to Kiss...Well - a 4-step guide
Personally I find practice makes perfect but for those needing pointers:
http://www.esquire.com/lifestyle/sex/advice/a9171/how-to-kiss-well/
How to Kiss...Well
A four-step instructional guide, as long as you're asking for it.
f you've come to this page, trying to figure out how to get a kiss on New Year's Eve, then let me say it's simple: announce your need. Tell everyone in the room: I expect to be kissed. There is no moment when your intentions may be better aligned with the nature of the event than the last second of the last minute of a year. No one will fault you for desire on December 31. Someone comes through, generally. It is a night that gives want its chance.
But if you came here to learn how to kiss, generally, forget it. I'm not giving any kissing instructions. That is just flat-out unwise, and inelegant. I am not saying all kisses are great, nor that all kissers know what they are doing. I'm not saying some people don't need lessons. They do. Just... you know, Christ, figure it out. With time comes mastery, and its many rewards.
But if you have actually settled on this page, thinking I'm going to do a four-step instructional guide to kissing, let me reward your Googling heart with these four guidelines. They are in order, and they are rules.
<<<<snip>>>>
A four-step instructional guide, as long as you're asking for it.
f you've come to this page, trying to figure out how to get a kiss on New Year's Eve, then let me say it's simple: announce your need. Tell everyone in the room: I expect to be kissed. There is no moment when your intentions may be better aligned with the nature of the event than the last second of the last minute of a year. No one will fault you for desire on December 31. Someone comes through, generally. It is a night that gives want its chance.
But if you came here to learn how to kiss, generally, forget it. I'm not giving any kissing instructions. That is just flat-out unwise, and inelegant. I am not saying all kisses are great, nor that all kissers know what they are doing. I'm not saying some people don't need lessons. They do. Just... you know, Christ, figure it out. With time comes mastery, and its many rewards.
But if you have actually settled on this page, thinking I'm going to do a four-step instructional guide to kissing, let me reward your Googling heart with these four guidelines. They are in order, and they are rules.
<<<<snip>>>>
BTW if you want to learn from the movies - this was the best movie kiss of all time:
4 replies
= new reply since forum marked as read
= new reply since forum marked as read
